Calzaghe announces next 3 fights!

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  1. djrock247

    djrock247 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Welsh sensation Joe Calzaghe has officially announced that he will make a run at Rocky Marciano's iconic 49-0 record. His recent wins over the legendary Roy Jones Jr. and perennial champion Bernard Hopkins were merely icing on a cake that already included names like Peter Manfredo Jr. and Tocker Pudwill.

    Calzaghe has no doubt stepped up to "stiffer" competition in his last 2 bouts and he will continue to add LEGENDARY names to his resume with his next 3 fights.

    First up is light heavyweight legend Dwight Muhammad Qawi who at 55 years old is still plenty spry. They say that punching power is the last thing to go. Well, that and control of your bowels.

    Second in line is none other than Michael Spinks. While we last saw Spinks at Mike Tyson's feet back in '88 rumor has it that he's been training and the 20 year period of inactivity has served him well.

    Last but not least, in his 49th and final bout the opponent for the historic record tying bout will be The Old Mongoose, Archie Moore! Now I know what you're saying, "didn't he die?" Well leave it to Super Joe Calzaghe to achieve the impossible. Enzo Calzaghe has already arranged for the remains of Archie Moore to be exhumed for the December 25, 2009 showdown. Moore's corpse will be dangled from the rafters to the center of the ring where Calzaghe will slap it and dance for 12 uneventful rounds on his way to his 49th victory.

    A resume that includes not only Roy Jones Jr. and Bernard Hopkins, but ALSO Spinks, Qawi & Moore will leave the Americans NO CHOICE but to acknowledge Joe Calzaghe as the official "legend killer" and the undisputed G.O.A.T.
     
  2. SugarShane_24

    SugarShane_24 ESB good-looking member Full Member

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    I don't mean to be rude to Joe fans, but I find it funny. I know the threadstarter is just kidding. :lol:
     
  3. DaHead242

    DaHead242 Active Member Full Member

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    Joe is actually waiting on Jesus Christ to return to the earth so Joe could challenge him. Calzaghe's knows that Christ doesn't have good hands anymore. Christ may win the first 3 or 4 rounds, but Calzaghe dominates him late.
     
  4. Rui

    Rui Well-Known Member Full Member

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    I heard Calzaghe's next 3 opponents were:

    1.) Izzy Alive
    2.) Tom A. Toekan
    3.) Ima Bumm
     
  5. rickx1

    rickx1 Legend Full Member

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  6. pasky2000

    pasky2000 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    :rofl but get ready to have the Calslappy club on your ass now ! :lol:
     
  7. BadJuju83

    BadJuju83 Bolivian Full Member

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    Hope Calzaghe leaves a few Old timers for Dawson, we dont want Chad having to fight a decent fighter under 39. Fingers crossed.
     
  8. Drusome

    Drusome Member Full Member

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    This would work better if Calzaghe didn't face Lacy and then Kessler :thumbsup
     
  9. DaHead242

    DaHead242 Active Member Full Member

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: indeed.
     
  10. warrior85

    warrior85 R.I.P THUNDER Full Member

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    well that was ****in hilarious wasnt it:rofl :dead
     
  11. TommyV

    TommyV Loyal Member banned

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    :rofl :rofl

    Good stuff.
     
  12. THN

    THN Boxing Addict Full Member

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    :rofl :rofl :rofl :good
     
  13. pugilist64

    pugilist64 Guest

    0 out of 10 for originality. Someone posted a thread in a similar vein about 8 hours ago. Back to the drawing board. :verysad
     
  14. LeadLeftHook

    LeadLeftHook Boxing Addict Full Member

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    :rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

    Great post!
     
  15. Kush

    Kush Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    :rofl :rofl This just made my day.Maybe he fights George Washington next at a catch weight.