Calzaghe announces next 3 fights!

I couldn't care less. I really couldn't. Wait, let me try and care.... Nope, nothing. Good luck with the whole Jesus is coming thing.... hope that works out for you.

I've already accepted Joe Calzaghe as my personal lord and savior. Perhaps I could send you a pamphlet. It's a good read, I guarantee it.

 

:rofl

This thread rivals Prescott's "It's a terrible day at the Golden Boy headquarters".

 

stupid thread....


Calzaghe derailed the Lacy hype train (thanks for that)

derailed the Kessler hype train (thanks for that)

and he beat Bhop....even he is old as ****, he's still a top 5 p4p fighter

now i'm not happy that he fought roy jones but......if he wants to retire with that last fight theres no shame in that

or if he decides to use it as a stepping stone to fight dawson, thats even better

either way, joes last 4 opponents were respected fighters

even if the last one was just for retirement funds.......you still gotta respect his results

 

I hated Joe two days ago. After he beat Jones and put on a magnificent show, I've found new respect for the slapmaster and now I'm a fan. He can actually box. I just hope he fights Hopkins again

 

Filipino Gazette
by Nal Lege
Gazette Staff Writer

Filipino legend Manny "Waffle Iron Head" Pacquiao has announced his next 7 fights. He wants to add to his legendary status by fighting Barrera 2 more times, Morales 4 more times and his last bout will be fought on the top of James Toney's belly against Oscar Larios. "Juan Marquez only wants money and won't fight for honor" is what Pac has said about a third fight not happening with Marquez. 500,000 fans are expected to attend the naval on James Toney's belly.

Freddie Roach has been losing it lately. Roach, who is always a gentleman has been whispering to friends that as long as Pac lines his pockets, I'll train him. In the next minute Roach is asking friends, what is this little shrimp doing in my gym as if he had never met his fighter Pacquiao before. Bob Arum who has retired and started a new business in looking and dressing like a total slob professionally every day had this to say about Pac's next 7 fights. "You know I visit boxing sites, and I came across this poster Nallege who wrote a post telling us what is wrong with boxing. He wants my fighters to fight guys in their prime, or who could win. What about ME? I deserve the most money because...Floyd is a coward".

After the misguided rant of "the slob" Pac came to speak to the crowd. "Hello everyone. I feel good. I fight dese guys because I don't want to fight Valero. Is my wife here, Excuse me babe, but what's your name? Oh, I win these fights because dey are not hard fights. Manny is all fight as he is a man of few words.

Manny's has said that if he had to pick a dream fight, he would fight Todd Bridges. Pac has watched episodes of Different Strokes, and has said he did not like the way Willis used to talk to Mr. D. Arum says, I can make it happen with the best pfp out of prime fighting machine I ever produced. As the day ended, eerily just as the manager told Easy E to go make that money boy in the rap video "Dre Day"...Arum, just like in the video patted Manny on the back and said, "Go make dat money son, go make that money. Manny with his tongue wagging...ran out of the room, ran back in...and barked before he left the room again, and weirded me out. Arum said, "That's my boy". Nothing sounded racist or anything. It just weirded this staff writer out.

You can write to Nal Lege at:
1313 Mocking Bird Lane
Easy Comp, CA
Call (123) 456 7891
James Toney will answer the phone!

 

yes but #2

 

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lol

 

Filipino Gazette
by Nal Lege
Gazette Staff Writer

Filipino legend Manny "Waffle Iron Head" Pacquiao has announced his next 7 fights. He wants to add to his legendary status by fighting Barrera 2 more times, Morales 4 more times and his last bout will be fought on the top of James Toney's belly against Oscar Larios. "Juan Marquez only wants money and won't fight for honor" is what Pac has said about a third fight not happening with Marquez. 500,000 fans are expected to attend the naval on James Toney's belly.

Freddie Roach has been losing it lately. Roach, who is always a gentleman has been whispering to friends that as long as Pac lines his pockets, I'll train him. In the next minute Roach is asking friends, what is this little shrimp doing in my gym as if he had never met his fighter Pacquiao before. Bob Arum who has retired and started a new business in looking and dressing like a total slob professionally every day had this to say about Pac's next 7 fights. "You know I visit boxing sites, and I came across this poster Nallege who wrote a post telling us what is wrong with boxing. He wants my fighters to fight guys in their prime, or who could win. What about ME? I deserve the most money because...Floyd is a coward".

After the misguided rant of "the slob" Pac came to speak to the crowd. "Hello everyone. I feel good. I fight dese guys because I don't want to fight Valero. Is my wife here, Excuse me babe, but what's your name? Oh, I win these fights because dey are not hard fights. Manny is all fight as he is a man of few words.

Manny's has said that if he had to pick a dream fight, he would fight Todd Bridges. Pac has watched episodes of Different Strokes, and has said he did not like the way Willis used to talk to Mr. D. Arum says, I can make it happen with the best pfp out of prime fighting machine I ever produced. As the day ended, eerily just as the manager told Easy E to go make that money boy in the rap video "Dre Day"...Arum, just like in the video patted Manny on the back and said, "Go make dat money son, go make that money. Manny with his tongue wagging...ran out of the room, ran back in...and barked before he left the room again, and weirded me out. Arum said, "That's my boy". Nothing sounded racist or anything. It just weirded this staff writer out.

You can write to Nal Lege at:
1313 Mocking Bird Lane
Easy Comp, CA
Call (123) 456 7891
James Toney will answer the phone!