Calzaghe Names Bernard "Mary Hopkins"

Trinidad is gonna **** Jones up :deal

Oh, and you bet your ass he fears Hopkins now. I heard his wife got chilly and shimmered "brrrrr.." and Tito pissed himself :rofl

 

CALZAGHE FEARS LEAVING HIS BACKYARD. He might get homesick.

Oh I forgot, he'll go to Germany to fight the GREAT FIGHTER Mario Veit hahahahahaha

 

SMW might not be the strongest division of all time, but Joe has dominated it in typical style

Let's not forget, he would have fought Hopkins years ago if he wasn't such a girl

Basically what it all comes down to, is Hopkins being a chicken, and not as good as Joe Calzaghe

I know it, Joe knows it, Mary Popkins certainly knows it

Infact the only people that don't are his spastic fans, that refuse to see what is right infront of their eyes, namely a big chicken, named Bernard Hopkins

 

Hahaha Calzaghe isn't a chicken? When did he make an effort to fight a great fighter in his prime (or anywhere close to it)?

This isn't like he was being dodged by all these fighter...Calzaghe was content sitting his ass in the UK fighting bums

 

Jeff Lacy
Sakio Bika
Peter Manfredo

Enough said.

 

No, Roberto Duran shitting himself was the funniest thing in boxing history. Oscar beating Chavez to a pulp in front of all of mexico and then acting stunned that he isn't accepted by them is the second :rofl And Tito wasn't/isn't a WW :good

 

How about Calzaghe's Split decision over Clinton "Bum of the month club" Woods?

 

And by Clinton Woods, I mean Robin Reid...I get all those bums mixed up hahaha not really, but you get the joke

 

He's been dodged by Bernard Hopkins all his life, have you been living in a cave?

This so called 'great' fighter in the eyes of Americans, has been ducking Joe for years. The latest developments are simply Act 2. Bernard Hopkins is an embarrassment to humanity

I'm convinced Bernard Hopkins wants to fight OAP's like Trinidad for paydays. That way he will have enough money to fund his emigration to the moon, where he will not have to be on the same planet as Joe Calzaghe

 

at the Tampon!

You don't remember your hero waddling away, with one glove gripping the back of his trunks so they don't stick to his ass and the other one waving off his step-daddy for the night? He looked like my little cousin after a wet fart and has to quit Madden '07. :rofl

 

ONCE AGAIN, Trinidad did something called "move up in weight". He did it to find the BIGGEST fights possible.

Joe Calzaghe is 35, has fought 44 times, 42 of them have been in the UK, none have been outside of Europe, none have been out of his original weight class, and none have been against a real "in their prime" champion.

How you can say that Calzaghe doesn't duck people when he won't leave the UK is just crazy to me...

 

That would add up, given that Toney is not a welterweight

 

Calzaghe didn't look for Toney either...just remember that Oh yeah, Calzaghe called him out once he was at heavyweight haha

 

Toney didn't look for Joe Calzaghe either

However Joe did look for Bore-nard, unfortunately he was looking in the other direction, speeding off into the sunset on his Harley Davidson

 

You know damn well what fight I'm talking about :good


And James "I'll have a salad" Toney would have his fat ass handed to him if he ever met Hopkins in the ring. :deal