This content is protected "I seem to have fallen to my knee as you approached - perhaps due, in part, to that vicious and outright unkind blow you unfortunately struck me with just moments ago - and now we find ourselves in a moderately comical position that makes it look as if I am about to perform fellatio upon you in the middle of our prize fight. I pray dearly that no picture should be taken by an aspiring photographer at this moment, as I give this speech, for it would be mocked for years and years upon boxing forums and various other internet gathering sites and areas where water coolers are present, and quite honestly, such mockery is simply beyond my threshold for mocking. Oh, how I pray! Also, please stop hitting me." - Oscar Larios