Schaefer: "Did you see Canelo's huge buldge at the weigh in today, it looked very scrumptious" De La Hoya: "Ay Dios Mio Yum Yum"
Schaefer: " Oscar! Wussup buuuuuudy!?" Oscar: " Hey what's up man." Schaefer: " Hey, you know I'm gonna take your company, right?" Oscar: " Yeah... wait, what?" Schaefer: "Nothing." (whispers to self) I wish this dumbass would die already.