Chin Talk Special - Ask a ChinChecker a question about Glass Jaws, Iron Chins etc.

U guys are probably virgins with nothin else to do lol

 

It is complete glass.. It has been exposed again and again.. His horrible safety first style and the fact that this is one of the worst HW divisions of all time, keeps his disgraceful chin from being shattered to fragments.

 

Shaky.. Sometimes he looks like an iron chinned warrior (Apollo Creed and Ivan Drago fights), other times he looks like a china chinned fraud (Clubber Lang I).

 

The question was directed to the chin checkers. I have no interest in listening to an amateur like you speculating.

 

:deal

 

Next, I will posit to the chincheckers the concept of boxers developing "sweet spots" - small areas on their head where if punched properly, they go to sleep everytime. . So while their "chin", per se, might be just fine, they get their lights turned out easily if one touches that sweet spot on their head.

 

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Scientific research does not have to be anything heady, or complex. It can be as simple as compiling data, and then analyzing, and interpreting through the scientific method:

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In this case, it was simple: the question the chin checkers posited was: "do boxer's have glass jaws? In that, are some boxers more prone to being KTFO'd than others when punched in the ****ing face?"

Background research: check boxrec for boxer's record, and how many of their losses come from KO's, and how many of those were via head shots? Determine the KO percentage of their opponent who KTFO'd them, and then watch footage to see other glass jaw symptoms like if they went to sleep, or if they exhibit other symptoms of glass jawed-ness like excessive stanky legs, chicken dances, etc.

Hypothesis: Yes, certain boxers have weaker jaws than others, and are more prone to being KTFO'd when all other things are even.

Experiment by testing hypothesis: Analyze, and interpret research performed, and see if certain boxers are more prone to being KTFO'd by boxers with similar power. Randomly select, say 20 boxers from the same era, and same weight class, and see which ones got KTFO'd more. Count the amount of times each one did stanky legs, etc. . .

Conclusion: Yes, hypothesis correct.

Then, simply tell the strengths, and weaknesses of your experiment, and conclusion. For example, make it known that you only sampled a very small percentage of boxers, and more research might need to be conducted to truly determine the scope of the glass jaws. . . But on the most basic level, it's very strongly supported that the basic concept of "glass jaws" exist. .

So far, the chin checkers have performed scientific research on the most basic level. . . In the future, I will be conducting an in depth experiment, and will actually create a FORMULA that will be used when comparing KO losses, amount of KO's the guy had who KO'd the candidate, how many times they were KO'd, how late in their career, etc. . It will try to sort out the variables, to really determine glass jaws when everything else is equal.

 

Forgive my delay, but the game of croquet vent further than expected, and some buffoon poured dandelion and burdock all over my new laptop. atschatsch

Vell, here ist eine article I ghost wrote for ze famous Men's Health magazine, discussing Glass Jaws. Of course, I have other articles, all of vich are stored on ze database at ze University of Lichtenstein, Germany. :deal

[url]http://www.menshealth.co.uk/fitness/sports-injuries/is-there-really-such-a-thing-a-glass-jaw[/url]