Game changed, big fight, bringing the WAR, best ever version etc etc, happening this Saturday thanks to Eddie Hearn, in Manchester, Tickets still available if anyone can be arsed. Anyway, who wins this pointless battle ? I'll probably tune in, bit better than Strictly I suppose.
Cannot find my Red Chisora War Cap to go fishing on Saturday - where do I go for a replacement these days? PuddingLand persished during covid
I class resumes as actual wins so what is Chisora's actual resume? Takam... erm, David Price. Stuck now. Edit - forgot Szpilka who got knocked out in a round at bridgerweight in his last fight.
It could be a little fun if Chisora won, but no one wants that, so I wonder if we will get a repeat from the last time? Parker narrowly on points.
Mitch will be working overtime to get War Chisora a CV uplift - I believe Mitch has given Chisora 100 points uplift for landing one on Vitali when he wasn't looking at the weigh-in, 300 points uplift for throwing a table and 1,000 points for bashing his ex partner then spanking her bottom until it was like his bottom wearing a pair of Chelsea shorts.
Parker will win a 116-112 type decision in a crap fight, Chisora will scream robbery, Hearn will tweet FOTY!!, Chisora will come back reborn in May and fight Kubrat Pulev in a stacked card at the O2 on DAZN.
Currently sat on Microsoft Excel with 45 heavyweights all getting shifted up and down in order to find a dodecahedron theory that proves Chisora is better than Wilder.
Mitch now looking for confirmation from Eh Day Earn that the Chisora win over Tough Teak Journeyman Tony Booth is better than any Wilder win.
I’m looking forwards to richards vs gongora and it’s shame that buatsi’s fight back vlasov fell through. but yeah main event ain’t really doing it for me I think Parker will win a wider and clearer decision than last time in a pretty meh fight.