I don't know for the life of me what kind of sex you have been having (nor do I want to know), but never in the existence of mankind has even a dull shag been overshadowed by a ****ing malteser...
Too bad Ash isn't here, he'd love Maltesers, they'd remind him of Choc's nuts in his mouth! There's never been a finer exponent of the nuthugging caper than Ash when it came to his man love for Mandy!
I let your claim above sit for over 10 hours in order to give someone the opportunity to argue it, and predictably not a single one .
This content is protected You memory isn't any better than your ability to reason Francis: Your conclusion: So Tony MUST be posting here under an alias because 'The guy has lived on this board' and now 'has not been posting on ESB the last 1-2 months.' This content is protected Comparison using your logic: Guess who else 'used to live on this board', and 'has not been posting on ESB the last 1-2 months' Francis? Using the same logic YOU applied to Tony above Ashley MUST be posting here under an alias.[/QUOTE]