Choose Kagsys ring announcing threads competition

Going through a heap of fights lately and pondering the local card happening here at the end of the month I've been noticing that no matter where in the world a fight card is held, the ring announcer always has the loudest, gaudiest suit.

Which got me to thinking.

Seeing as Kagsy will be making his ring announcing debut and with no firm details of his wardrobe planned as yet, I call for suggestions for the ultimate ring announcing wear we can foist on our man.

Sequins? Sparkles? Dangly bits all up the arms? Bare mid-riff top (actually health and safety will probably shut us down if we go that route)? Nothing is too much. The louder the better.

Winning suggestions will win a dvd of the night. Its our very own Project Runway Australia, but with much less gay (unless Kranky chips in).

So get your pastels out and get crackin'.

 

I'll lead off with my suggestion.

Now, I know its hard to believe but I'm not a graphic designer.

This hot pink ensemble comes with blood red cuffs and trim as well as a squiggly bit down the bottom. The extensions off the arms are dildos, guaranteed to grab the attention on any red blooded boozed up crowd looking for any sign of weakness. The black lapels are a tribute to that guy who does fox cards normally. This fashion statement also comes with the hot pink cap and propeller accessory.

This outfit screams to me Kagsy. Or asylum. I can't remember. Its one or the other anyway.

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Kagsy has been strangely quiet on this issue. I'm taking that as a green light to keep accepting designs.

 

Some *******s ripped off my design!

I'm going to run flapping my arms to my bedroom and have a crying wailing tantrum for an hour until my friends come round to console me and we'll eat a block of chocolate and watch Sex in the City and ohmygod isn't Carrie just the sweetest and ohmygod did you hear what the ***** from Myer in the city said to Lisa and etc etc and on and on.