[url]https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6376709/Boxing-legend-Chris-Eubank-52-gets-job-marshal-Louisiana.html[/url]
Can you imagine getting pulled over for speeding by Officer Eubank? A normal traffic stop, probably around 10 minutes, you get your ticket and go.. With Officer Eubank you'd be stuck there 4 hours while he was reciting poetry, posing, telling you a story about Nigel Benn, more poetry, a few quotes, more posing, a story about his second fight with Watson, he would start dancing, he would insist you download Tina Turner - Simply The Best from ITunes and blast it through your car stereo while he struts around your car, he would then tell you his son is a "wrecking machine" and then he would quote Winston Churchill and walk off like he was walking to the ring.. forgetting to give you the ticket. Good luck America.
English announced this during the groves young CHRIS buildup when he turned up to one of the pressers sporting his badge, when asked about it by an eagle eyed reporter he responded simply "to protect and serve"
He'd be a very welcome addition to what passes for a police force here in the Banana Republic of Ireland. .... Gawd knows it could hardly get any worse . ...
You would get a lecture that would make you fall asleep Imagine a Eubank lecture followed by Bhop droning on and on and on and on and on and on
English is the greatest troll of all time. Only some people get it. He's been wearing the badge for a while now. I first seen it when he was walking through a double door singing, "I shot the sheriff but I didn't shoot no deputy".