Chris John vs. Shoji Kimura & Daud Yordan vs. Lorenzo Villanueva RBR

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  1. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Oh, I get it now.


    Multiple title chances in his career.

    Always the bridesmaid..

    Maybe if he wasn't so feather fisted.... :tong
     
  2. Drinquor

    Drinquor Texas Representative Full Member

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    Never seen a ring girl carrying around a round 1 card during intros

    :lol:
     
  3. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    If Japanese fans are hoping to level out at 1-1 in the grand sum (after seeing Nagashima get robbed) they are probably setting themselves up for disappointment..
     
  4. Samurai's Slice

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  5. benner

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    I know. My cousins used to bully me by telling stories how i would get castrated and made to sing in a church if i didn't behave.
     
  6. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Round 1

    John jabs the body. Kimura throws some weird punches, not quite left hooks or uppercuts - just discuss tosses up in the air...nowhere near John. Very awkward, Kimura. Jabs to the body now from Kimura. John presses in and lays a forearm against him, bracing and pushing off again. Kimura feigns with a jab and then twitches his head to the side. John advances with his left hand low, stepping slowly, then darting in with a right hand. Clinch. Break. Long jabs by John, not finding range. Kimura is dancing around him at range. Long rights to the body by Kimura. John finally pokes his way in close with a double jab. BIG pendulum combo to both sets of ribs by John. They circle and exchange jabs. Long right by Kimura, missing. Clinch. Break. Double jab to the guard by John, and Kimura springs backward. Clinch. Break.

    10-9 John
     
  7. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol:



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    :oops: Sorry to laugh, that's incredibly ****ed up. :!:








    :)yep)
     
  8. benner

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    It was all meant as a joke but it was scary as hell .
    "They will do what ?... MOM !!!!!"
     
  9. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Round 2

    HUGE sidewinding rights by John!! Loudly clapping into Kimura's ear!! The challenger has to duck and cover, rolling off to the side when grabbing doesn't work. John is forking jabs into his face and loading up on HUGE overhand & loop-around rights. John is spending some big power here. BIG COMBO, OVERHAND RIGHTS AND LEFT HOOKS! John loses his balance from punching so hard and staggers back. He returns with a vengeance, as Kimura covers up and tries to lean up against him to shoeshine the belly. John crouches, leaning over slightly to the right with his left hand in a low sling at his hip. Jabs from John. Kimura circles away. Right shovel to the body by John. Kimura dives in trying to chop John in the side and grab him, but gets SLAMMED in the head with a hard descending right! Kimura circles right and stays off the ropes, bouncing the other way. Jabs by John, stalking.

    20-18 John
     
  10. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    John is looking like an ANIMAL.

    He raises his fists overhead to soak up some cheers after the bell.
     
  11. Samurai's Slice

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  12. grutsch

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    Holy cow, they sure have hired a lot of ring girls.
     
  13. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Holy ****. Most places just use a ring card girl between rounds.

    You know...one.

    Not Dragon Fire Promotions.

    They've got a whole slutty dance crew!! :ibutt

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  14. benner

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    He said that he would go for the KO.
    He wants to bring more excitement to his fights and build up boxing in Asia(Or was it some more specific region ?)
     
  15. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Round 3

    John is killing Kimura to the body with long left hooks, and slamming his skull in with whip-around overhand rights. DAMN. Nonstop power punches on the front foot from John. Beastly. Kimura can't block or slip enough of these bombs, and he sure can't stand and trade. Nothing to do but spoil. And so, spoil he does. Running, holding, swallowing John's head up in a tight hold. John just keeps waiting for the break from the ref and then coming back with hard shots, over and over. BIG OVERHAND RIGHT BY JOHN!

    30-27 John