Christian Hammer vs. Kevin Johnson RBR

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  1. Lady Girl

    Lady Girl Kneel Before Zod! Full Member

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    :lol: well played, sir
     
  2. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Round 2

    Seferi again drives Herelius onto the ropes with hooks just above the hip. Seferi launches a long series of high straight blows at Herelius' face, mostly churning the air while Herelius leans back deeply against the uppermost rope and tilts his chin up in the air with his neck bent away. Back out to center ring again, with Herelius waving his jab out in Seferi's path while flitting around him with short in and out hops, careful never to land too close. Seferi plods and pumps his slow left jab after the initial assault, mirror of the 1st round.

    10-9 Seferi

    20-18 Seferi
     
  3. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Round 3

    Seferi is plodding after Herelius, pawing the left jab. It's the same thing he did in the second halves of the 1st and 2nd, except without the aggressive rush onto the ropes first. Herelius is dancing around Seferi popping in light southpaw jabs and single pushed-in straight lefts. Seferi is keeping up a very basic guard, somewhat loose, allowing jabs and lefts to get through but Herelius isn't snapping or sitting down on them and therefore not causing Seferi to slow down. (he is already pretty slow-footed, however... :!:)

    10-9 Herelius

    29-28 Seferi
     
  4. Robney

    Robney ᴻᴼ ᴸᴼᴻᴳᴲᴿ ᴲ۷ᴵᴸ Full Member

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    Seferi went 12 with the ghost of Herbie Hide
     
  5. The Peasant

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    I hope the Albanian KO's this ****ing fool
     
  6. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    ...and found a way to lose. :verysad

    Although, upon close inspection, 14 have tried and 14 have failed with Hide in the last decade.

    :huh Didn't there used to be a blueprint? Namely, tap him on the jaw?
     
  7. Russell

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    :lol::lol::lol:
     
  8. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Round 4

    Seferi is leaping in with left hooks and chasing Herelius into the ropes, making his legs wobble. Herelius goes down when their legs tangle up close as Herelius is trying to navigate past him with lateral movement as Seferi steps straight into him. Seferi follows Herelius around the ring and whips up left hooks, coming off his toes every now and then, scoring once in a great while, shuffling forward and eating soft right jabs.

    10-9 Seferi, close

    39-37 Seferi
     
  9. Robney

    Robney ᴻᴼ ᴸᴼᴻᴳᴲᴿ ᴲ۷ᴵᴸ Full Member

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    Or if you can't do it yourself, let someone in the crowd slam a door shut :yep
     
  10. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    I think we've milked all the fun that can be had out of this.

    Herelius, give him a free shot and go to sleep.

    ...or someone get cut. Or blow a kneecap.

    Let's bring on the battle of the household tools!! :ibutt (hammer & pin)
     
  11. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Round 5

    Seferi is following Herelius and scooping hooks at his body, falling short. Herelius is dancing around, lowering his upper body, bending over to either side and flipping up right jabs, swinging his arms by his sides and tossing either glove in at Seferi from mid-range, leaving him stymied by his speed, movement and activity level.

    10-9 Herelius

    48-47 Seferi
     
  12. TerryESB

    TerryESB The Final Boss Full Member

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  13. Nonito Smoak

    Nonito Smoak Ioka>Lomo, sorry my dudes Full Member

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    Herelius is winning this...




    ...I think?
     
  14. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Nathan Cleverly could whoop either of these guys in his CW debut. :!:

    Heck, old Glen Johnson (who retired Bobby Gunn this week, pitching a dominant shutout UD in which he landed jabs and right hands at will all night and would've gotten the knockout if he were a natural cruiser) probably could as well.
     
  15. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    :conf I've got him slightly down, but the EuroSport commentator agrees with you.