Classic Welterweight battle

It's unfair to put a midget like Marciano in with a full grown welterweight.
Yes, he might have been 5'10 1/2 (according to white Italian American reporters of his era) but he had short arms and sloped shoulders, no muscle mass (I believe he had some muscle wasting disease) and he went bald before his 13th birthday, he also had two left feet (possibly caused by childhood polio?)
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He'd clearly qualify as DISABLED in the more enlightened age of the 1980s and 1990s, nevermind this century, and it would probably be a crime to allow him to box (outside of a boxing exhibition at the Paralympics).
Also, bear in mind, in the age of day-before-weigh-ins, he'd be no more than a super-bantamweight.

 

De La Destroya smacks Macaroni's ass into the ground.

Cuts him good like a plump hog on the spitfire.

Macaroni does better against fighters his own size, like Michael Carbajal or Jimmy Wilde, who only have slight size advantages against Ramen Macaroni.

 

It's a shame Macaroni couldn't get the modern cure for this, steroids.

Then he could live up to David Tuaminator and Dyke 'The President' Indestructible.

 

I pick Lyle by KO based off his performance against Foreman, even though I haven't watched any of his other fights

Oh wait wrong thread

 

Missmatch, Marciano would have his whole body jerked back by every jab, and every left hook Nicole landed would eat at Rocky's soul

In fact the only welterweight I'd favour against Olivia is Primo himself

 

Actually fat bald standing beside Liston version of Marciano vs. prime DLH would be interesting.

 

Yes, it would be an interesting eating competition.

Oscar beats him at coke sniffing, though.

 

The real competition is who looks better in pantyhose

 

ooh, naughty boy!

I bet Charley Goldman was lucky at those training camps...

 

I take gay la hoya by UD in THAT fight

 

Yes, the Destroya has special... utensils... at his disposal.

 

De La Hoya boils Ramen with his superior firepower and long reach.