thread still empty an hour or so after it started clearly it's just too difficult to pick a winner in this one i'll start the ball rolling here's how i see this "Fight Of The Century" going down: (hoping i don't get banned for eternity for this) near the end of the fight, during a clinch, Floyd spits out his mouthpiece and whispers in MacGregor's ear that he (Floyd) is actually MacGregor's father after this stunning disclosure--which no one, i repeat, NO ONE, saw coming because of course Floyd is WWE and Connor is RAW--neither fighter wishes to continue the result: a double disqualification, which has never been seen before history is made on this night these two icons have, just the two of them, saved all of combat sports what follows is a teary and lengthy (but strictly heterosexual) embrace between the two in which Floyd called MacGregor "son" and MacGregor calls Floyd "dad" there won't be a dry eye in the stadium on that night, i can tell you that much in attendance this night is a certain impeccably dressed Englishman (whose sartorial splendor that evening includes a monocle jodhpurs and a suede waistcoat, sans shirt. next to him is his not-so-well-dressed son the father, for some reason does...not...look...happy i've digressed a little, anyhow...while still in the ring, father and son agree to form an alliance to win this year's Survivor Series, which give them just three short months of training for a just announced steel cage match against Alexa Bliss and Charlotte Flair (and because i'm sure you're wondering...yes, the WWE World Tag Team Title will be on the line) what follows is 15-minute lull in the excitement while Floyd calls his lawyer to ask whether accepting this match will violate the terms of his probation so while Floyd confers with his legal team, a PR firm is flown in and begins brainstorming for new ring monikers for the father-son duo. The PR firm quickly decides on The Chosen One for Floyd Connor's is some impossible-to-pronounce Gaelic word next, branded t-shirts, hoodies, boxer-briefs, and lunch-boxes (the kind with the thermos inside) are quickly made available for purchase at any event concession--all of said items are of course emblazoned with a manly image of either figher captioned with their inspiring new ring names anyhow, about a month later, The Chosen One says to Lwyeethlln Cra' nya iduh, "hey, Lwyeethlln Cra' nya iduh, i need to get back in the ring, give the people what they've been dying to see" you guessed it...TCO is talking about the long awaited grudge match with his nemesis, Dolph Ziggler damn...is all i can say PPV will be available for this fight starting at just $4,999.95 for the low-resolution of course but this time it's his loyal fans who are bitterly disappointed because the fight never actually materializes--it was cancelled at the last minute when Ziggler unexpectedly agreed to become Floyd's valet sources say that Lwyeethlln Cra' nya iduh is somewhat "uneasy" with this new arrangement, but to say more than this would just be pure speculation; in any event, i'll update you as new information becomes available of course haters are gonna say all of this is obvious; well if it's so obvious why hasn't anyone else posted it until now?
