Cooney vs Morrison

Pretty easy. The Lizard King breaks on through to Cooneys Crystal ship of a jaw. Out lands him 5 to 1. The referee tells Jerry gerrie Geri your lost little girl as he counts ten over the Cooney experiment. THE END!
60s guys like Jim Morrison way to tough for Jeremy whose chin should have fragile tattooed on it.

 

Against Van Morrison, Cooney would fall like a dominoes.

 

Jergerrry is nothing but a big girls blouse. Just the softest rose petal of a boy ever to don gloves.

 

Cooney stretches John Wayne's nephew at the weigh in!!!

 

Cooney

 

No he isn't. Rank cherry picking COWARD and piece of garbage as a man also. Nothing more. Boxing's greatest disgrace.

 

Thank YOU Colonel! I was just stating the obvious for anyone that lived then and knew the situation, man, etc.........

 

Mama, take this badge from me, I cant use it anymore. Getting dark, too dark to see. Feel I'm knockin' on Heaven's door.
Man put my guns to the ground I can't shoottthemany more. That coldblackcloudiscomingdown.
Feel I'm knock knock knocking on Heaven's door

 

Morrison (against Mercer) was more skilled, quicker, hit harder, more accurate and overall just better than any version of Cooney we saw.

Morrison gets under Cooney's arms early and starts landing lefts and rights, uppercuts and hooks and Cooney falls quite soon after.

Morrison KO2

 

Morrison, and would be fast and early.

 

Picking between 2 bombers who had fragile chins, you certainly wouldn't bet on either one.

 

I don't know, but it would be a brutal ko by a left hook.

 

However starts landing big first. I'd have to say Morrison as he seemed the better boxer.

 

Cooney in a single round. Morrison would take five rounds off Holmes never.