yeah an ox and a moron. its the most insecure and hedged prediction ever. like saying: "i know i m going to blow my load early" ,before ****ing a girl.."but i hope i dont...but if i do- i already knew i would- so its not going to be as bad". that above quote is real from a mate by the way- (and not by myself:nono), but an example of how not to do it. just like the thread starter. life advice rule no.346: if your going to do something, make a call, **** a *****, anything- unless its a movie trailer or food packaging, dont ever do it with disclaimers. its a quick sure fire way of exposing your shitness.