Create the WORST boxer imaginable

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  1. Boxing_Fan101

    Boxing_Fan101 Undisputed Available bookgoodies.com/a/1068623705 Full Member

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    Delusion - Prince Patel
     
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  2. TFP

    TFP Active Member Full Member

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    whoever it is should be trained by his father and preferably use the same cutman Tyson had for the Douglas fight. Tyson's general level of preparedness for that fight would be about right too.
     
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  3. heerko koois

    heerko koois Obsessed with Boxing

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    just mix Charlie zellenoff with Jake paul .....and add some water
     
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  4. northpaw

    northpaw Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Chin: Eric Crumble (probably the worst chin in history, his name is so phenomenally iconic)
    Power: Zuri Lawrence (the only boxer that I know of at any weight to actually have 0 ko's ever)
    Footwork: K9 Bundrage (buddy looked like an atrocious tap dancer in the ring)
    Speed: Joe Joyce (you've seen him, you know how slow he is)
    Defense: Iran Barkley (I guess when you're a giant face first brawler with power you don't need defense)

    I can't imagine a human stepping into the ring with these attributes would ever even win one fight :lol:
     
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  5. NoNeck

    NoNeck Pugilist Specialist

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    B Suth makes Charlie Z look like Roy Jones in most departments.
     
  6. hobby rider

    hobby rider Well-Known Member Full Member

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    So predictably boring
     
  7. Babality

    Babality KTFO!!!!!!! Full Member

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    Of course this is only fun using actually good fighters like most people are doing and taking their worst attributes.

    IQ: Joyce
    Speed: Joyce
    Defense: Joyce
    Stamina: Judah
    Power: Paulie
    Footwork: Zhang
    Chin: Khan
    Heart: Dubois
    Recuperative powers: Hearns
    Technique: Wilder

    Bonus
    Charisma: Joyce
    Trash talk: Dubois
    Physique: Fury
    Post fight interview skills: Holyfield
     
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  8. BCS8

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    I've been compared to you recently in terms of posting quality. I'm still trying to work out if it was a compliment :D
     
  9. Clinton

    Clinton Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Boxing IQ: Nassem Hamed.
     
  10. Braindamage

    Braindamage Baby Face Beast Full Member

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    5ft 2in, 260 lb heavyweight. Having a 60% BMI. 44in reach. Needs 5 minutes rest for 30 seconds of physical excursion. Registers a 175 on that punch machine. Literally has the chin of a straw weight fighting a prime Mike Tyson.
     
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  11. Russell

    Russell Loyal Member Full Member

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    Peter McNeelys chin

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  12. Flo_Raiden

    Flo_Raiden Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Can’t get any worse than these guys.

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  13. NoNeck

    NoNeck Pugilist Specialist

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    It means that your views are upsetting to others, not that they’re incorrect.
     
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  14. Vegan Beast

    Vegan Beast Grandpappy Ortiz Full Member

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    Chin = Dillian Whyte
    Power = Hughie Fury
    Speed = Joe Joyce
    Defense = Joe Joyce - 0 defence, just takes punches.
    Skill = Wilder.
     
  15. Shay Sonya

    Shay Sonya The REAL Wonder Woman! Full Member

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