Dave Allen

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  1. Oreet Cha!

    Oreet Cha! I know what I like and I like what I know. Full Member

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    The walk of shame back towards your laughing mates whilst the females are telling you "where to go". :duh
     
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  2. EJC83

    EJC83 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    He's posted a clip of the Whyte fight today, the one where he came in and stood there getting hit by Whyte for the entire 10 rounds, gassed by the halfway stage and offering nothing by that point. He said he's going to keep posting these old clips to prove that he had it, he's got it and he's hungrier than ever. Here are his last 7 fights

    23/02/2023 - Michael Bassett (2-8) Won by 1st round TKO. Dave isn't the first to stop Bassett in the first round, I suspect he won't be the last.
    19/03/2022 - Milen Paunov (5-8) Won by 2nd round TKO. The name and the record tell the story.
    27/08/2021 - Andrea Pesce (7-13) Won by 2nd round TKO. Again, the name and record are all you need.
    08/02/2020 - Dorian Darch (12-11) Won by 3rd round KO. Rigged as hell, comical, the roly poly from Darch was next level.
    20/07/2019 - David Price (24-6) Retired at the end of round 10. Beaten to a pulp and left on a stretcher.
    20/04/2019 - Lucas Browne (28-1) Won by 3rd round KO. Browne may as well have said "hit me here and I'll go down". Rigged as hell.
    10/11/2018 - Ariel Esteban Bracamonte (8-1) Bracamonte retired at the end of round 7. My favourite ever Allen fight. Bracamonte doesn't read the script that the previous pad out opponents had and hits back with spite, smashing up Dave's face and turning it into a bloody war. After the fight Hearn criticises Allen ringside and Allen gives some ridiculous sob story humble hero speech. Absolute comedy gold, he's funnier when he's just being himself.

    Special mention to David Price for restoring a little bit of order to the freakshow that the British Heavyweight scene has become, you don't play boxing.
     
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  3. SeanB1

    SeanB1 Well-Known Member banned Full Member

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    think I approached the same set....
     
  4. ashishwarrior

    ashishwarrior I'm vital ! Full Member

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    Before phones though
    Knocking on a girls door and dad answers
    Oops
     
  5. SeanB1

    SeanB1 Well-Known Member banned Full Member

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    it was easier on our estate, none of them had dads....
     
  6. ashishwarrior

    ashishwarrior I'm vital ! Full Member

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    Twas where I was from
    Still had to run that gauntlet on the rich estate
     
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  7. SeanB1

    SeanB1 Well-Known Member banned Full Member

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    They all appeared to be lesbians on our posh estate as not one was interested....
     
  8. ashishwarrior

    ashishwarrior I'm vital ! Full Member

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    I'm shaking my head
    If they say daddy game on
     
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  9. dannyboy147

    dannyboy147 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Remember ringing your girlfriend off the house phone! Mine was in the living room, mum and dad listening in to every word!
     
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  10. ashishwarrior

    ashishwarrior I'm vital ! Full Member

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    Oh I do
    Can I have a phone in my room

    Like **** and all
     
  11. Inglis_1

    Inglis_1 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    I'd expect him to fight someone like Phil Williams next in about a year or so from now.
     
  12. AJH

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    Danny Williams probably.
     
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  13. SeanB1

    SeanB1 Well-Known Member banned Full Member

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    I had to go the phone box. 10p equalled 3 minutes. Memories!
     
  14. SeanB1

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    Leave off Danny his daughter's private education has lasted 45 years the poor lad. She must have messed her SATS up so many times.
     
  15. KINGWILDER

    KINGWILDER Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Let's get Dave Allen vs Lenroy Thomas 3, time to end the rivalry for good.