David Haye and his new haircut vs. these fighters.

Most shining, ebullient, exceptional example of an article.

 

so all the match ups you posted, you think Haye wins at least 85%?
:rofl:rofl:rofl:roflnutnut

 

lol

 

Haye isn't even qualified to wear 85% of those fighters jockstraps, let alone beat any of them.

 

You should have made a thread saying Haye won't beat any of these prime fighters with the exception of Byrd and only if he catches his chin...IF

 

David Haye and haircut vs. Prime Tyson: Haye's hiarcut would definitely fustrate prime Tyson. Prime Tyson was used to fighting over-matched opponents with tidy haircuts. Haye's wild in your face hair would throw Tyson off, setting aup a win for Haye and his haircut by late KO.

David Haye and haircut vs. Prime Holyfield: Prime Holyfield woul dfind it hard to target Haye with hi sheadbvutts, because Haye's crazy haircut would hide the weak spots in Haye's cranium. Haye and his haircut win by UD.

David Haye and haircut vs. Prime Lewis: Prime Lewis has the dreadlocks, which are formidable, but Haye knows all about dreads. So it is a stalemate. Lewis does have experience in taming crazy haired opponents. David Haye fares worse than another crazy haired David that Lewis beat...David Tua. Lewis defeats the haircut by KO.

David Haye and haircut vs. Prime Golota: Prime Golota always loses the big fight. Haye does not even need his haircut to make Golota slip up.

David Haye and haircut vs. Prime Bowe: Prime Bowe had neat trimmed hair, it was not unitl later in his career that Bowe learned about the improtance of hairstyles. By then it was too late. Haye takes out Prime Bowe, who's hair is not match for Haye's ne haircut.

David Haye and haircut vs. Prime Grant: Prime Grant has a huge height advantage, which he can use to see over David Haye's new haircut. It's a toss up.

David Haye and haircut vs. Prime Ruiz: Ruiz was KOed by a BALD David Tua! If Tua was able to beat Ruiz with No hair, then HAye with lots of hair should have no problem. Haye and Haircut by KO.

David Haye and haircut vs. Prime Tua: Tua had crazy hair and a better chin. He stops Haye and his haircut.

David Haye and haircut vs. Prime Briggs: Prime Briggs has the greatest haircut of all time. Pineapple head Briggs and his superior crazy haircut takes Haye and his haircut out with no problem.

David Haye and haircut vs. Prime Byrd: Byrd has had his moments with Hair, i think Byrd and his medium lenthg dreads are enough to outbox and out style Haye and his new Haircut.

David Haye and haircut vs. Prime Vitali K: Vitali Klitschko is a cool customer. His younger brother might freak out at the though of fighting someone with awesome hair, as evidenced at how he ducked Briggs hair, but Vitali defeated Briggs hair in a one sided beating! He even stood toe to toe in a valiant effort with Lewis' hair. Vitali has experience being in there with ATG haircuts. Vitali would stomp Haye's Haircut with is at the lower level of atg haircuts.

 

haye has new hirecut?lol

 

I wanna see Wlad with Tua's hair cut from the Lewis bout.

 

haye has new hirecut?lol

 

No, he just took a picture while getting his braids taken out and redone. Apparently ESBers don't know you have to do that.

 

If that was you in the avatar, I might consider becoming a stalker. :good

 

Pppfftt, ***** please... there's only one creepy stalker around here, and that's me.

You can't hold my jockstrap. I'll stalk the **** out of you.

 

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funniest post i have seen it a very very long time

I gotta say, you honestly have NO CLUE about what you are talking about.... IMO you jumped on the haye bandwagon and now come on esb thinking you know boxing

I predict that after Hayes gets KO'd, you will be gone from ESB forever:hi: