David Haye fighting both klitschko brothers back to back now thats some G sh*t

The German's just want to see Haye get hurt on German turf because he is the perfect symbol of the free world they so strongly despise.

They put him in the ring with the biggest champion in heavyweight history. They was sure that his blood would be spilled. But Haye was too slick and too black. He danced rings around the giant and turned his legs to jelly.

The Germans were left confused and even more bitter than usual. 'How could this happen? How could this man survive a clash with the mighty SNV?' they asked.

But they didn't have answers, just an even bigger appetite for blood.

So they put him in with the world's most dominant heavyweight - Wlad the destroyer - the man whose jab could quell a North African uprising, whose right hand causes disturbances to the space time continuum. The shockwaves from the impact of his footsteps on the canvass were going to kill Haye, let alone his punches.

They gave him a small changing room so he couldn't shadow box, they made it rain to tame his afro hair, they made him walk to the ring first, through a rabid crowd of German fans in golf shoes, they made him walk out to an entrance built around ignorant sterotypes if British life. They did everything they could to stack the odds in their favour but once again, in the ring the same thing happened.

Wlad's punches flew relentlessly around Haye's head like gnats on a warm summers evening. The German crowd screamed, spraying the travelling British fans with the foam that had been gathering on their Bavarian lips during the ringwalks. But Haye oozed slick-blackness from every pore, he dodged, dipped, ducked, dived and dodged each punch as if it was a coldcall from a tupperware salesman. His ginormous opponent grew frustrated and resorted to throwing his much smaller adversary around the ring like a rag doll. 'I might not be able to punch you, but I will make sure your knees are grazed' his between round expression seemed to say.

As expected the home fighter 'won' and was awarded the decision, but it felt like another loss to the German people. Twice they had screamed for the blood of the Englishman and twice they had seen their dreams dashed by the reflexes of a slick black man.

And still they want his blood.

Now they dig up the remains of Wlad's older, tougher brother to teach this young Brit and his freedom loving countrymen that the rigid, structured German way of life is superior. What they don't understand is that with every attempt to quiet him Haye simply becomes even more of an icon. He is the personification of an ideology of freedom, free speech and slick blackness. He will not silenced or hurt, and nor shall we.

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The only guys to ever hurt Haye were Black, that white guy ***-o-manly cut him but no way was Haye hurt. White guys just can't hurt Haye, fact.

 

Stepping up to face the baddest man on the planet after being humiliated by his timid little bro is pretty G

 

To hurt Haye you have to be either 1 Slicker than Haye. 2 Blacker than Haye or 3 a combination of both. That rules both Klits out right there.

 

yo that post was straight BLACK!!!! propz brah, mad propz

 

"They". A little premature on that one. I've said before, Vitaly is a much different fighter than his little brother. He won't sit there behind a high guard. He'll have his hands down as usual inviting Haye in. When David misses, David will pay.

 

Its all about the $$

 

:rofl:rofl:rofl

Yeah right

 

sorry,ich rauche nicht

 

the ressurection of vitali...thumbsup

 

Haye has brutally KOed many good opponents.

His power, speed, and the excitement he brings (the Wlad fight aside) are undeniable.

He also did better against Wlad than anyone since Peter Wlad I.

VERY hard to hit, power in spades, and very fast hands.


Fact.

 

What a tool. You aren't worth the page space. You obviously didn't watch his 'efforts' against Wlad.

 

white people > black people at their best

Klitschkos > all black fighters currently

Eminem > All black rappers



We just win.

 

I did. All I saw was a guy with a 45lb weight advantage, who is supposed to have an ATG jab and devastating power, struggle to land his left or right hands and fail to capitalise on the an opponent who was there to be KO'd

 

say another ****ing word nucca and ill blow your gad damn head ouf