DAVID HAYE I know you read Eastside

No, I'm David Haye!

 

Nah ok i'll admit, I'm Gavin Rees

 

Im Rob Palmer!

 

I am the Batman.

 

No no wait, is it too late for me to switch, I want to be Duran

 

I'm the Blue Meanie from WWF then.

 

Im Rio Ferdinand.

 

I'm Audley Harrison.





****

 

Can I get your autograph?

 

Im Spartacus

 

Here's my read on it:

1) Haye stalls and Vitali follows through on his promise to retire at the end of 2010.

2) Haye then tries to get the fight with Wlad on his birthday next year. He wants Wlad to be his last fight as he is fairly sure Wlad will beat him and put an end to his current boxing whoreism.

3) He takes a fight against Adamek or Chagaev as a filler inner.

4) He fights Wlad on his birthday and get a tremendous beating. Wlad plays with him for 11 rounds before delivering a devastating knockout in the 12th.

 

What i tend to do is write it on my gut and roll my fans faces in it, if you're up for that then you can catch me on tour in England next month.

 

Let's face it, I doubt Haye will now sell shite fighting anyone else. Are the public really going to pay for say Haye vs Chagaev, after paying good dollar to see old man Ruiz, then the Valuev bore fest and then the Harrison joke fight.

Haye will be selling huge ppv because of the Klitschko name.

The Klits offer is 50/50 of everything, no rematches, not ties etc.. that seems more than fair to me.

 

The video looks more like a homoerotic Wham video. Maybe he should have shown clips of all his exciting fights instead zzzzzzzzzzzz