David Haye KO Loss To Audely Harrison Excuse Thread

Haye already has a pretty good excuse if somehow he does manage to lose to Audley on Saturday. "Audley's been **** for 10 years.. why would I have thought he'd be any different tonight?"

How about we have an excuse thread for why Audley's looked **** poor for 10 years as a professional instead?

 

Welome, everybody, to todays joke thread.

Tomorrow - Who wins the 100m egg and spoon race?

Butterbean or George Foreman? :huh

 

"Well what can I say, Audley is a beast. Former Olympic Gold Medalist which I never achieved. He's tall and very slick. He's like a Heavyweight Manny Pacquiao and the punch was super fast (was actually slow) and his power is probably better than a guy like Mike Tyson. Can I fight a Klitschko now?"

I tried my best.

 

David Haye is merely a man and a mere man cannot defeat DESTINY.

 

I've no excuses BUT...

He won't need excuses though.

 

"I was only joking about the axe......"

 

:rofl He probably still wouldn't beat him with that.

I hope Audley just show up with balls; he can make it competitive efore he gets sparked at least, for the £15 many of us will be paying.

 

Steroids is the answer for everything

 

this thread will be laughed at after the fight. i want to type this prediction so after the fight i can gloat when i look at it and feel like i'm a boxing messiah when predicting fights, really though the prediction is quite obvious.

david haye by stoppage.

 

"my wife's pregnant again.."

 

This destiny **** is getting on my tits. Audleys destiny is to get embarassed, KO'd and paid. After that we won't hear of him again. That is all.

 

Flint, are you still bitter that Haye gave Enzo a pasting?

 

''The Canvas was slippery and Audley's boots had better grip..that was the difference maker!''