David Haye = Sarah Palin

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by Dudemeister, Jan 3, 2009.


  1. Dudemeister

    Dudemeister Member Full Member

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    LOL at all those Haye fans who desperately try to persuade themselves of Haye´s chances vs Vitali.Based on what? On a win vs Barrett?! Geez, this is the Sarah Palin effect after her vice presidential debate.Everyone expected her to be pathetic but because she managed to speak in whole sentences without stuttering too much the Republicans acted like she won the debate.Yet looking closely she was still pathetic...Same with Haye.Just because he won vs Barrett "a real Heavyweight" without getting KTFO people now act like he is the man.Yet by looking closely you always had the feeling anything can happen in this fight(unlike in Wlad´s one-sided domination against a younger and better version of Barrett),plus Haye was actually knocked down, plus Haye lost the second round! I mean how some of you can believe that Haye will win on points against Vitali is beyond me.
    Haye has a puncher´s chance in this fight.And with puncher´s chance i´m not talking about the usual lucky shot...it has to be a one in a million shot...likely as winning the lottery...a shot that hits Vitali exactly at the right place at the right time with the right power, the right ankle etc...you get the idea.
    999 out of 1000 times this fight won´t even be competitive, and after Vitali totally exposed that Hypejob Haye people including Haye will laugh about those people who actually believed in Haye´s chances.And you all will look like idiots...Idiots with new accounts of course!
     
  2. Jennifer Love Hewitt

    Jennifer Love Hewitt Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Haye would make a better Vice President than Sarah Palin.
     
  3. Dudemeister

    Dudemeister Member Full Member

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    I agree :good
     
  4. BigBone

    BigBone Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Man, you're hyped up as any hardcore David Haye fan! :D
     
  5. pipe wrenched

    pipe wrenched ESB ELITE SQUAD Full Member

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    I concur.
     
  6. Jazzo

    Jazzo Non-Facebook Fag Full Member

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    Well, that is true.
     
  7. headhunter

    headhunter Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Haye by KO first round.
     
  8. laffie

    laffie Montreal Full Member

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    I actually can see Sarah Palin in a ring.
     
  9. crespo21

    crespo21 Well-Known Member Full Member

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  10. Cobbler

    Cobbler Shoemaker To The Stars Full Member

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    David Haye hits harder than Sarah Palin.

    David Haye has bigger tits than Sarah Palin.

    David Haye could tell you what newspapers he reads.

    David Haye doesn't think that the fact that he can see Cyprus from his training camp qualifies him to sort out the problems between Greece and Turkey.

    No contest.
     
  11. laffie

    laffie Montreal Full Member

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    You win.
     
  12. AbbasKhan6428

    AbbasKhan6428 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    :rofl:rofl:rofl nice:good
     
  13. circleinsidebox

    circleinsidebox Member Full Member

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    lol @what this thread has become
     
  14. KobeIsGod

    KobeIsGod Who Necks?!? Full Member

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    i agree with your main pt. Haye has talked himself into a big fight w/o proving his worth at hw. imo, he lacks the discipline, stamina, and size to have long-term success at hw. His speed is excellent early in fights and looks to have good hw power. These attributes give him at least a puncher's chance against most hws but very little against Wlad and Vitali.

    imo, haye needs to overhaul his style as a hw to protect against his vulnerabilities thereby utilizing his skills to the max. However, he fights to thrill and he will go down hard.
     
  15. Williams27

    Williams27 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    This is great for a laugh. I wonder if Haye feels the same way about Palin, or if he even know's who she is lol.