David Haye = Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin doesn't brag about how many people she's ****ed.

 

So what your basically saying is that Haye is the underdog?:think

 

David Haye = Barrack Obama. Young, black, funny charasmatic. Both have demonstrated that they have the ability and confidence to control their own destinies. Both have shagged Bristol Palin, although Obama wore a condom.

Vitali Klitschko = John McCain. Was relevant four years ago. Looks slightly confused at what the young people are getting up to these days. McCain can't work email, Klitschko's not too clear on the mechanics of photo editing software and thinks Haye has really decapitated his brother. Klitschko 'only lost to Lewis because he was injured' (injury caused by Lewis smashing him repeatedly in the face with his fists). McCain was only captured by the North Vietnamese due to an 'aircraft malfunction' (malfunction caused by the North Vietnamese shooting it the **** down).

 

So true. :rofl

 

The beautiful thing about boxing is that everything is settled in the ring come fight night. Haye will end up at Vitali's feet, unconcious, spitting up his own blood while convulsing from head to toe as the ref immediately suspends his count and calls for immediate medical attention. The smirks will be removed from all the faces of all the funnyboys as big brother calmly salutes his fans while Wlad whispers to him, like the ancient Roman slave whispered into the ear of another great warrior, Julius Caesar, "You are not a God; You are not a God.", after he returned from yet another stunning victory in battle. The importance of humility and the need for perspective has never been lost on great European men of war.

 

Classic!:rofl

 

that is highly unrealistic, and i say this because danny williams and samuel peter, both inferior to david haye as boxers, were nothing even close to this. grow up nuthugger.

 

The younger, in-shape, undefeated powerpuncher that Wlad defeated would knock your English nancyboy out in round one. Might well kill him. Hell, a middleaged supermiddleweight knocked that jello-jawed fraud on his butt. You're the one that needs to grow up. Anyone with a shred of boxing knowledge knows this is a stylistic nightmare for Haye. Vitali has all the advantages in height, iron jaw, awesome powerjab, great chopping right hands and good uppercuts. He also fights tall and backs quickly out of range when a slugger tries to hammer. Check out the quickhanded Kirk Johnson trying unsuccessfully to tag Vitali's jaw early. All it got him was to be painfully counterpunched. Terrible matchmaking by the Haye management team.

 

David Haye has no Chin and that will be is undoing at Heavyweight.

 

How do you rate Palin's chin?

 

I guess she has a good chin.

 

You betcha.

 

Wlad does not have a great chin it has not stopped him being successful.

 

PAlin's chin is better.

She takes a better punch than Haye.

 

David Haye 2012