David Haye versus Mike Tyson

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  1. Cableaddict

    Cableaddict Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Tyson by TKO:

    The bell rings for round 1.

    Tyson moves forward like a pitbull.

    Haye drops dead from a heart attack.
     
  2. Moralman

    Moralman Member Full Member

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    Dear Armstrong
    kind regards
    I appreciate your kind words.
    Personally speaking though I can't see David Haye getting past the first round against a Prime Tyson.
    It will be one of those Tyson/Spinks steamroll type jobs.
    Mike Tyson wins by KO in round 1.
    yours thankfully
    John
     
  3. FakeBlood

    FakeBlood CEO @ Fight Club Full Member

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    Can you imagine Haye standing there at the press conference wearing a T-Shirt depicting him holding Mike's ripped off head?

    :lol:
     
  4. TheGreat

    TheGreat Boxing Junkie banned

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    One of the worst match ups ever, Haye isn't durable, lacks defense and just really isn't skilled enough to get out of the early rounds, let alone actually try to win or be competitive.
     
  5. The Spider

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    Early night for Iron Mike.
     
  6. RoosterC

    RoosterC Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Haye is too fast and athletic for tyson, Haye would wear Tyson down and KO him late in the fight.
     
  7. TheGreat

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    :rofl:rofl:rofl
     
  8. Kalasinn

    Kalasinn ♧ OG Kally ♤ Full Member

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    Tyson KO1.


    Haye wouldn't do any better than Michael Spinks or Alex Stewart.
     
  9. Kalasinn

    Kalasinn ♧ OG Kally ♤ Full Member

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    :lol::rofl:lol::rofl:lol::patsch ******ation at it's finest.


    Pass the crack pipe, nicca. :smoke
     
  10. kelics

    kelics Well-Known Member Full Member

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    I know you are Klitschko fan and saying that Haye ko Tyson means that Wlad would even easier beat Tyson. However thats bull**** Tyson would kill Haye in first round. Ill take your post as a joke :good
     
  11. Zakman

    Zakman ESB's Chinchecker Full Member

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    Exactly!:yep

    And I must say, I am beyond pleased to see "Fantasy Warfare" back!!!
     
  12. kelics

    kelics Well-Known Member Full Member

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    KO at the press conference guaranteed
     
  13. Anima

    Anima Kinetic Link Full Member

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    Haye's toe isn't the only thing thats breaking if that fight happens.
     
  14. cuchulain

    cuchulain Loyal Member Full Member

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    It would depend entirely on whether or not he had a healthy pinkie toe.
     
  15. Kalasinn

    Kalasinn ♧ OG Kally ♤ Full Member

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    When Haye asks Mike what he thinks of it, he says:

    "Awww that's sweet, imma gonna make you my girlfriend."

    Then Haye lets out a little bit of poop. :lol: