David Haye vs Mariusz Wach

Haye KO

 

This is another Haye hypothetical in which Haye always wins against all boxers.

So I thought it's my chance to run some Haye hyptheticals against others ...



Haye vs The 6 million Dollar Man


Of course only old people would know about Steve Austin the former astronaut with bionic implants. He was in his prime between 1974 to 1978. By now all his bionic implants would be malfunctioning, all those years fighting bad guys for the government have by now exhausted him.

Thus I see this going much the same as Hayes’ fight with John Ruiz - TKO 9 with Haye prevailing over a washed up over the hill past prime Steve Austin who really can’t be ****ed doing this kind of thing anymore, but still hangs on for 9 rounds.


Haye vs The Thing


Like The 6 million Dollar Man, Fantastic Four member; The Thing is about to call it a day. However, he’s here for a payday and lumbers around growling "It's clobberin' time!". His huge size and bulky mass make Haye look like a featherweight in comparison. His superhuman strength would crush Haye if he could catch him.

Thus I see this one going much the same as Hayes’ fight with Sugar Nikolay Valuev - MD 12. Haye is too slick and too black. Eeks out a win by avoiding his opponent all fight then occasionally using guerrilla tactics to get in a few pot shots, that have little effect other than to make The Thing more angry.


Haye vs Superman

Most people would put this one down as a Superman victory, no doubt. Not me … I think this one would be Haye vs Audley Harrison all over again - TKO 3.

Sure Superman has almost limitless strength, speed, power and has seen off all kind of foes (General Zod for example) on his way up to a Haye fight. But Haye is smart and knows Superman is vulnerable to Kryptonite. I think he would rub his gloves on kryptonite before the fight causing Superman to be stunned with fear until round three when the kryptonite radiating gloves would catch up with him and knock him out.


Haye vs Batman

First, let me say that Haye would want to fight Robin first. Robin plays his part against the bad guys, but without Batman by his side he’s pretty damn weak. Haye vs Robin would be like Tyson vs Michael Spinks KO 1 for Haye.

Batman tho is a different proposition. Batman has a lot of experience but no superhuman powers. Without superhuman powers it’s pretty hard to beat Haye in a hypothetical fight. Look at Batman’s resume … The Joker, The Riddler, Two Face, The Penguin … the list goes on and on … years and years. The worst villain Haye has ever taken on is Derrick Chisora.

Thus I see this going much the same as Hayes’ fight with Monte Barrett -TKO 5. Batman is so battle-scarred and faded at this stage that he just wants to show up, get paid, go home. After all those battles over all those years he’s just had enough. Haye fights in the ring once every couple of years, but for Batman crime never stops, always that ****ing bat-signal in the sky forcing him to do his duty week after week.



So there you have it … Haye fans no doubt think that with 10 fit toes he beats past greats, The Klit brothers, and all the other lowly current HW contenders. But here is my argument that he also beats most superheroes too. The man is a Marvel, if he becomes UN Secretary General after leaving boxing and singlehandedly brings about world peace, it wouldn’t surprise me one bit.

 

Haye tko8. I have Haye 79(78ko)-0 on my esb record.

 

Haye KO in the pre match drug testing room

 

Haye UD 12. Valuev replay.

 

Haye by early KO

 

that piece of **** wach should be shot dead

 

Wach with or without roids?

 

This,

 

Haye by stoppage

 

Haye stops that big useless oaf

Also say what you want about haye at least he;s no cheating drug cheat

 

this is about right

 

the mother****er didn't just roid but also took the padding out of his gloves

 

Wach is one of the least skilled figjhters ive EVER seen fight for a title.

He literally only has a strong chin.

He cant fight...at all at a world class level.