David Haye vs Mariusz Wach

tezel8764 · May 7, 2013

He ****ed up Ibragimov. lol

iceman71 · May 7, 2013

kostya by ko said: ↑

This is another Haye hypothetical in which Haye always wins against all boxers.

So I thought it's my chance to run some Haye hyptheticals against others ...

Haye vs The 6 million Dollar Man

Of course only old people would know about Steve Austin the former astronaut with bionic implants. He was in his prime between 1974 to 1978. By now all his bionic implants would be malfunctioning, all those years fighting bad guys for the government have by now exhausted him.

Thus I see this going much the same as Hayes fight with John Ruiz - TKO 9 with Haye prevailing over a washed up over the hill past prime Steve Austin who really cant be ****ed doing this kind of thing anymore, but still hangs on for 9 rounds.

Haye vs The Thing

Like The 6 million Dollar Man, Fantastic Four member; The Thing is about to call it a day. However, hes here for a payday and lumbers around growling "It's clobberin' time!". His huge size and bulky mass make Haye look like a featherweight in comparison. His superhuman strength would crush Haye if he could catch him.

Thus I see this one going much the same as Hayes fight with Sugar Nikolay Valuev - MD 12. Haye is too slick and too black. Eeks out a win by avoiding his opponent all fight then occasionally using guerrilla tactics to get in a few pot shots, that have little effect other than to make The Thing more angry.

Haye vs Superman

Most people would put this one down as a Superman victory, no doubt. Not me I think this one would be Haye vs Audley Harrison all over again - TKO 3.

Sure Superman has almost limitless strength, speed, power and has seen off all kind of foes (General Zod for example) on his way up to a Haye fight. But Haye is smart and knows Superman is vulnerable to Kryptonite. I think he would rub his gloves on kryptonite before the fight causing Superman to be stunned with fear until round three when the kryptonite radiating gloves would catch up with him and knock him out.

Haye vs Batman

First, let me say that Haye would want to fight Robin first. Robin plays his part against the bad guys, but without Batman by his side hes pretty damn weak. Haye vs Robin would be like Tyson vs Michael Spinks KO 1 for Haye.

Batman tho is a different proposition. Batman has a lot of experience but no superhuman powers. Without superhuman powers its pretty hard to beat Haye in a hypothetical fight. Look at Batmans resume The Joker, The Riddler, Two Face, The Penguin the list goes on and on years and years. The worst villain Haye has ever taken on is Derrick Chisora.

Thus I see this going much the same as Hayes fight with Monte Barrett -TKO 5. Batman is so battle-scarred and faded at this stage that he just wants to show up, get paid, go home. After all those battles over all those years hes just had enough. Haye fights in the ring once every couple of years, but for Batman crime never stops, always that ****ing bat-signal in the sky forcing him to do his duty week after week.

So there you have it Haye fans no doubt think that with 10 fit toes he beats past greats, The Klit brothers, and all the other lowly current HW contenders. But here is my argument that he also beats most superheroes too. The man is a Marvel, if he becomes UN Secretary General after leaving boxing and singlehandedly brings about world peace, it wouldnt surprise me one bit.
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haye ko foreman, norton, frazier, shavers, ali , all in one night...like foreman did in canada

EuroBot · May 7, 2013

Wach KOs him with his brick fists.

theboy_racer · May 7, 2013

Haye by stoppage in middle rounds

Basically Haye hitting a heavy bag full force till it's stopped for the sake of Wach's health

damian38 · May 7, 2013

theboy_racer said: ↑

Haye by stoppage in middle rounds

Basically Haye hitting a heavy bag full force till it's stopped for the sake of Wach's health
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yeah, Wlad couldn't KO Wach with hard combos to his head, but Haye will KO him by throwing 10 potshots a round :rofl:rofl:rofl

dyna · May 7, 2013

Rudolph said: ↑

Just saw Valuev in a TV show named "The Cube". He lost all his lives trying (and failing) to catch two tennis balls. The man has a fantastic lack of reflexes and coordination.
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Probably side effects of his gigantism which also causes him to age faster than "normal" people.

Also how is Haye going to stop a guy Wlad couldn't stop while Wlad did go all guns blazing on him?
Haye has less stamina than Wlad and he doesn't have more power than Wlad, infact he only has 3 "real" 10 count KOs on his resume, and 2 of the 3 have losing records, the other has been stopped in 1 by others too.

His Chisora stoppage is good though, but Chisora is a moron.

His power is seriously overrated. (Be it his power or his ability to finish effeciently)

|A|C|S| · May 7, 2013

Haye KO

Rudolph · May 7, 2013

damian38 said: ↑

yeah, Wlad couldn't KO Wach with hard combos to his head, but Haye will KO him by throwing 10 potshots a round :rofl:rofl:rofl
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Haye being faster and a bit more agile than Wlad, I can imagine him actually hitting Wach enough times in round 8 for the ref to step in where Wlad missed or tried to push punches through instead of firing combinations from mid-range

damian38 · May 7, 2013

Rudolph said: ↑

Haye being faster and a bit more agile than Wlad, I can imagine him actually hitting Wach enough times in round 8 for the ref to step in where Wlad missed or tried to push punches through instead of firing combinations from mid-range
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history has shown how David fights guys over 6'7 250 lbs: move around the ring, throw single shots, and get out of harms way

I very much doubt that Haye would engage with a monster like Wach, unskilled and slow as he is, and would probably pound out a dull, boring decision

Rudolph · May 7, 2013

damian38 said: ↑

history has shown how David fights guys over 6'7 250 lbs: move around the ring, throw single shots, and get out of harms way

I very much doubt that Haye would engage with a monster like Wach, unskilled and slow as he is, and would probably pound out a dull, boring decision
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You talking in general terms but I meant a specific situation when the opponent is hurt and wobbly. Guys like Macca and Harrison where much taller than him so height doesnt matter in these moments

On The Money · May 7, 2013

Wach by late TKO.

lzolnier · May 7, 2013

kostya by ko said: ↑

This is another Haye hypothetical in which Haye always wins against all boxers.

So I thought it's my chance to run some Haye hyptheticals against others ...

Haye vs The 6 million Dollar Man

Of course only old people would know about Steve Austin the former astronaut with bionic implants. He was in his prime between 1974 to 1978. By now all his bionic implants would be malfunctioning, all those years fighting bad guys for the government have by now exhausted him.

Thus I see this going much the same as Hayes fight with John Ruiz - TKO 9 with Haye prevailing over a washed up over the hill past prime Steve Austin who really cant be ****ed doing this kind of thing anymore, but still hangs on for 9 rounds.

Haye vs The Thing

Like The 6 million Dollar Man, Fantastic Four member; The Thing is about to call it a day. However, hes here for a payday and lumbers around growling "It's clobberin' time!". His huge size and bulky mass make Haye look like a featherweight in comparison. His superhuman strength would crush Haye if he could catch him.

Thus I see this one going much the same as Hayes fight with Sugar Nikolay Valuev - MD 12. Haye is too slick and too black. Eeks out a win by avoiding his opponent all fight then occasionally using guerrilla tactics to get in a few pot shots, that have little effect other than to make The Thing more angry.

Haye vs Superman

Most people would put this one down as a Superman victory, no doubt. Not me I think this one would be Haye vs Audley Harrison all over again - TKO 3.

Sure Superman has almost limitless strength, speed, power and has seen off all kind of foes (General Zod for example) on his way up to a Haye fight. But Haye is smart and knows Superman is vulnerable to Kryptonite. I think he would rub his gloves on kryptonite before the fight causing Superman to be stunned with fear until round three when the kryptonite radiating gloves would catch up with him and knock him out.

Haye vs Batman

First, let me say that Haye would want to fight Robin first. Robin plays his part against the bad guys, but without Batman by his side hes pretty damn weak. Haye vs Robin would be like Tyson vs Michael Spinks KO 1 for Haye.

Batman tho is a different proposition. Batman has a lot of experience but no superhuman powers. Without superhuman powers its pretty hard to beat Haye in a hypothetical fight. Look at Batmans resume The Joker, The Riddler, Two Face, The Penguin the list goes on and on years and years. The worst villain Haye has ever taken on is Derrick Chisora.

Thus I see this going much the same as Hayes fight with Monte Barrett -TKO 5. Batman is so battle-scarred and faded at this stage that he just wants to show up, get paid, go home. After all those battles over all those years hes just had enough. Haye fights in the ring once every couple of years, but for Batman crime never stops, always that ****ing bat-signal in the sky forcing him to do his duty week after week.

So there you have it Haye fans no doubt think that with 10 fit toes he beats past greats, The Klit brothers, and all the other lowly current HW contenders. But here is my argument that he also beats most superheroes too. The man is a Marvel, if he becomes UN Secretary General after leaving boxing and singlehandedly brings about world peace, it wouldnt surprise me one bit.
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This mythical Haye is certainly unbeatable. Too bad we never seen him in action.

chico g · May 7, 2013

In retrospect Wach gave Wlad a very tough fight. The scorecards didn't tell the story in that fight. I reckon Haye would get caught cold against that big oaf.

irishny · May 7, 2013

Rudolph said: ↑

Just saw Valuev in a TV show named "The Cube". He lost all his lives trying (and failing) to catch two tennis balls. The man has a fantastic lack of reflexes and coordination.
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No doubt...still better than Wach though.

He looked like some guy they pulled out of a circus.

Absolutely! · May 7, 2013

chico g said: ↑

In retrospect Wach gave Wlad a very tough fight. The scorecards didn't tell the story in that fight. I reckon Haye would get caught cold against that big oaf.
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Huh? In what way did he give him a hard fight? Aside from one big right, he was a punchbag for about eleven and a half rounds.

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