David Price is ready to KO PED and thanks his fans

Time to take out an equity home loan, empty out the kids' college accounts and go all in on Pricey for the KO1 win

 

Pricey's chin and tank are about as steady as bitcoin, but they are worth their weight in gold.

 

Imagine Price wins and Femi gets knocked out - he's the new boxrec King of Britain.

 

I think the Pommies need to send a message that what the Russians have been up to just isn't on.

Povetkin needs to be held accountable.

Price is the man to do it.

 

Right before the bell rings his trainer is going to tell Price that the Russians plan to switch off the UK gas supply and put every plumber in Britain out of business. This will signal the great change. As the rage is unleashed Price will undergo a Hulk like transformation. Povetkin will be dispatched with one mighty blow, his pulverised head separated from his body landing in Johnny Nelson's lap leaving him mentally scarred for life.

Then Price will go looking amongst the crowd for more victims. Past and present champions alike will fall to the boxing apocalypyse. Soon the pistoning arms will begin to generate a suction power of their own. AJ and Parker will be sucked out of their changing rooms and onto the fearsome Price leather. Their belts will be all that's left, each of them as bracelets barely able to fit around Price's ever growing arms. Wilder will valiantly attempt to save the crowd by engaging his own windmill, but even this sterling effort will be in vane (sic).

78 thousand within the Millenium stadium will perish. But in time, as the remnants of humanity hides from Pricezilla they will be accounted the lucky ones. So it is written and so it shall be.

 

Not to mention the new invincible Brit HW.

 

Didn' price get busted and get a no contest for failing a drug test? Was it for roids or was he puffing on the devils lettuce?

 

Forget expelling diplomats.

You need to hit them where it hurts.

National pride.

Povetkin needs to be taken down.

 

But he has 4 losses?

 

Price has transcended the mere role of a boxer, he's now an entertainer. He'll provide boxing fans with a nice comedy show before the main event.

 

VADA CLEARED POVETKIN........................after being cleared Haymon's WBC refused to allow Povetkin to fight Wilder, they knew Wilder would have been knocked out! EL POLLO HAS BEEN POSTIVE TWO TIMES! YET WBC HAS DONE NOTHING, NEITHER HAS BOB BENNETT!

 

I think he failed the BBBoC stamina test once and almost didn't get his license extended

 

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