David "The World is not Enough" Haye Hypemobile

He brings excitement to the HW division! Listen to the brothers comparing their opponents to David Haye, Mormeck and Chisora. In the HW division, all roads lead to David Haye. Haye's second coming will be just what the division needs, is Vitali man enough to take the challenge?

Float like a butterfly, Sting like a G! - Genius!

 

Fair play.

How the hell are you retired so young?

 

The Black Bond. Nobody can **** with that.

I'm officially in. Only Hayders dont have him on the Haydar.

 

Choo mother****ing Choo . . .


Witness the slickness, the one they call Haye,
Knocking out chumps, banging bitches all day,
On twice the pay, of the others on the scene,
PPV income keeps him rolling in the green,
Europe's cash cow, the Mayweather of Britain,
Good looks and charisma keep the boxing fans smitten, but he's no joke,
When he steps between the ropes, carrying on his shoulders an entire nation's hopes,
But he shrugs it off, like it ain't no thing,
cos he's a whole different beast when he steps inside that ring,
throwing Hayemakers, right from the start,
unprecedented speed and unprecedented heart,
the rest are too slow, and the boxing fans know,
he'd be the recognised champ if it wasn't for his toe.

 

Very good, rhyming green and Britain was abit of a stretch mind you

 

David Haye is an infinite source of inspiration to me, and has shaped most of my poetry, paintings and sculptures.

 

WOOO WOOO all aboard the Haye Train, :hat .. WOO WOO,.. round the corner down the hill through the tunnel and then watch this mutha F*ka fly straight off the tracks and into a big rock shaped like a klitchko Fist atsch ...... . . . . . . and down he goes :| .... WOO WOO.... the train is fubar and all the surving passangers are now waiting for the Fraudly Harrison train... woo wooo .... chugga chugga chugga chugga,,, :hammertime wooo wooo!!

 

Hayders gon' hate

 

You got my flow all wrong Post Box, it was never meant to sound that way mayn - green rhymes with scene in the line above, Britain rhymes with smitten in the line below. I see my lyrical genius is round these parts . . .

Daym . . .

 

dumb mo'****er going by rail when we're heading up the motorway.

 

Ahhhhhhhhhh. I've been exposed as a rhythm noob, my greatest apologies

:rofl