Canelo being busted for cheating and GBP losing a gargantuan sum of money. Now there's a video of nude Oscar having sex w/ kitchen utensils. This is the stuff suicides are made of. Hopefully Oscar gets the help that he needs.
That is really grim. On the plus side, he'd be a great guest on Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares.. GR "Wtf do you call this"? ODLH "it's a lightly toasted Bagel with green onion and grated cheese Chef" GR "Why are there F'ing pubes on my plate"? ODLH "I'm not sure.. but If they are ginger I think I know where they have come from.." GR "Get your you little dong out of the cheese grater and get the F out of my kitchen you stocking wearing C" WBC President "I believe Oscar, Oscars bagels have never tested positive for pubes before" WBA President "I believe the pubes add more drama to the show"
Damn, perhaps Oscar had sex with Trump like Stormy Daniels?! Those fishnets would really turn Trump on!
Just an attempt to get the eyes of his tained milkcow and onto him. No don't look at Canelo, he did nothing wrong he just ate incredible hulk meat. Look at me, wacky uncle Oscar doing kinky sex stuff and snorting coke again...
As smart as Oscar was in the ring he is the complete reverse outside. He makes Snr look like Neil Degrasse Tyson.