De La Hoya's TOP FIVE VICTORIES?

Why Nebraska?

 

I was in Omaha not too long ago, to watch a Football Game. The Friday before the big game, I decided to have some fun at a local tavern there. I walked in, and sure enough, there was a table full of Alpha Pii women, ages 18-21 at a table, blonde, mid western women, who had no true sexual fullfillment in their lives. They were sitting around, sipping on Mai Tais's and Margaritas and such, and of course a local Chapter of the local Frat Boy House was at the table with em, laughing and hitting on the women, and acting all the fools. Chad and Douglas started to get flirtatious with the three blonde hotties, and started talking about Body Shots, and the girls were just about game.....

Enter Jack Presscot.

I whipped out my ManDingo photo, and discreetly handed it to "Lisa" the hottest one, under the table. She looked at it. Her eyes bulged worse than Max Kellerman, and she held it to her chest, like a precious lost Diamond jewel from the Titanic, and her mouth was open wide enough to see that she had porcelain fillings. Of course Jessica and Renee wanted to see, and said "I WANNA SEE I WANNA SEE"

By this time, Chad and Douglas were unamused and were looking at me, as if I was trying to "****-block" them.

She showed it to Jessica and Renee, and there were squeals of delight, and sounds of amazement. It got passed around, and for whatever reason, whichever Sorority girl got it, she clutched it to her chest, as if it were a secret she could share with no other women. Chad and Douglas finally got ahold of it, and as ususal, turned a little more pale, and had looks of disgust. Douglas had the audacity to ask me "Why do you carry a photo of a naked dude with a hard on...are you a ***?"

At which point, I smiled and rattled off the names of the few "darker brothas" who played for Nebraska, and asked the ladies, if they knew which bar they "hung" out at, no pun intended. I told them about the 1507 Ultra Lounge, and that men descended from ManDingo's Bloodline were there, waiting for them to dance for them. I told them "You can hang out here with Brad and Doug and watch them drink Heifer Viezen Pale Ale Amber Bock Winter Brew, which to me tastes a little like old dishwater, or they could take their dancing feet over to the Ultra, and dance to hits like 50 Cents "In Da Club".....well, guess what? They all decided to go to the Ultra. Leaving Chad and Douglas with nauseated looks on their faces.

I then, re-took my seat at the barstool, and winked at Douglas and raised my glass of Jack and Coke and said "Heres to ya!"

 

To be fair I think the interracial attraction works both ways especially where I live. No race is superior to another but we all have different attributes and we all like try something exotic.

 

Well hell, sometimes the Sistahs feel cheated. It's their attempt at revenge, but it doesnt work.

 

1.JCC
2.Pernell Whitaker
3.Ike Quartey
4.Genaro Hernandez
5.Fernando Vargas

 

Revenge??? There is no cultural rule or law saying that you can not marry outside your own ethnic group. Be with who makes you happy I dont care if the sisters date other creeds and races.

 

1. Whitaker
2. Trinidad
3. Mosley II
4. Quartey
5. Hernandez

 

British Moron. 2 and 3 were 3 LOSSES. Thanks for playing, and see you next time on The UK's favorite Nighttime Game show, "Mastermind"....you have a mind, but you have not mastered it"

 

1) Trinidad
2) Mosley II
3) Quartey
4) Whitaker
5) Vargas

 

Quartey got robbed, so I wouldn't count that one. The one that should be on the list is the fight with Tito, where DLH got robbed.

 

Got dam!!!!

 

atsch

 

:smoke

 

1.JCC
2.Pernell Whitaker
3.Ike Quartey
4.Genaro Hernandez
5.Fernando Vargas