Dean Whyte vs Shane Fury...

Two big teddy bears.

 

How it would go down ( I am ridiculously bored):

We're outside the o2 Arena and it's all kicking off between team Fury and team babyting

Absolute carnage!

Fury hopping around on his toes throwing feints, spurring on the Whyte brothers

Davison appears to have deployed himself into a corner with a towel over his left shoulder instructing Fury..... he doesn't quite realise that he's fighting too... WHERE does he stock those towels!

Eddie Hearn looks to be moving now...... backwards in behind Whyte and his brother, taunting and threatening sever repercussions.

Big John shuttles head forward into Dean Whyte, but his leather loafers have failed him! He's slipped head first into the asphalt... Dean jumps on John! Boof... 285Lbs splatters across Johns spine as he releases a series of grunts and last nights kebab!

Whyte going for a low kick, his still going for it.... it''s missed the 6 foot 9 target.... Fury sees it coming, and stays in range to throw a jab...making full use of his 95 inch reach.

Whyte is momentarily stunned, he seems be looking downwards, WHALLOP, out of no where a left hook returned by Whyte sends Fury crashing to the canvas.

A spanish looking referee has appeared from behind the lamp post, he's counting, 8..9... Fury is on his knees...he's standing up ... NO WAIT... MVC! WITH A STEEL CHAIR POUNDS ON FURY...HE APPEARS TO BE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE COUNT BEING STARTED TOO LATE!

Trainer Ben Davison now chocking MVC! with a white hand towel, he's done this before... Hearn sees his chance... time to end this freakshow...Hearn lobs his £1099 iPhone XS right into Davisons face AND HE misses!!!!! Jesus Hearn... you ******!!! You had one job!!

Wait! What's this???? *Stone Cold Steve Austin Music*... it's bloody Frank Warren ....I don't believe it...he's running up the road to save his man Fury.... Team Whyte want none of this they're outta here...

 

Not son of vs son of, but brother of vs brother of?

 

Davison used to spar Saunders so he'd take out Hearn no problem. Fury takes out Whyte, Whyte won't land and bare knuckle Fury will have huge power. John Fury clinches the other one and gouges his eyeball out. How do you defend against that in a clinch, especially against a man who has experience scooping out balls from sockets.

 

I know Dillian has his reputation away from boxing but Dean, there are levels to this game.

 

Did big Shane ever box amateur I remember him heckling haye in manchester and Tyson said that's me brother you better shut up he will knock you out, is he known in the bare Knuckle gypsy circles as a main man?

 

This had me in stitches, got the urge now to jump on the ps4 and play wwe, create said boxers and have a 3 on 3 steel cage tag team match

 

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I have definitely seen footage of Shane sparring Tyson in the early days. Think he used to box with him regular as Tyson struggled to find people big enough.

 

Here it is, tho only a few seconds and Shane looks useless haha....and also a lot lighter haha

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Great fight for the fans

 

He did. He was meant to have been very talented but not dedicated.

 

It should definitely be a car park fight.

 

Shane wins.

Dean doesnt like violence.

 

Big John frightens the whole lot of em. so the furyison team by default.