Dear Santa!

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by Shaolin Box, Dec 24, 2008.


  1. Shaolin Box

    Shaolin Box Respect Full Member

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    A letter to Santa from Mr. Glen Johnson... lol!, he's one funny dude.

    Slappy Joe should just man up and fight this dude.

    Dear Santa,

    It's that time of year again, when I know you're getting tons and tons of letters from people around the world asking for gifts this holiday season. I've got to be honest with you though -- with the exception of a horrible injustice done to me in Florida on April 12, I've had a great year. I knocked out Hugo Pineda and Aaron Norwood, was crowned people's champion again after the robbery against Chad Dawson, and I've got good friends and a great team around me.

    Considering that Santa, I truly believe it's better to give than to receive, so I'd like you to give the following to my friend Joe Calzaghe:

    * Some old calendars, to remind him of the number of times he's pulled out of fights with me in the past. Hint: it's more than once.

    • Some gold polish, so he can shine up his championship belts and keep them shiny in case he decides to put them at risk against me.

    • A pack of tissues to dry his tears when he talks about the decline of boxing, when he can fight me and help revive the passion in our sport.

    • A DSL or cable Internet connection, so he can read what boxing fans are saying about the fight they really want to see. • A DVD copy of Dawson vs. Tarver I, so he can replay it and see what will happen in Dawson-Tarver II in March.

    • Running shoes, so he can be comfortable whether he jogs off into the sunset or trains for his fight with me.

    • A new suit, hat, and sunglasses -- the suit and hat to wear at our prefight press conference, and the sun glasses for the post fight press conference.

    • A trans-Atlantic phone card, so he doesn't have the pay for the call when he contacts my promoter, Seminole Warriors Boxing, to tell them that he's going to take this fight.

    • Good Luck, in his new career, if he decides not to fight me, as there really is no one else for him to fight. Come on Joe, let's do this for the sport, and let's leave boxing with a classic fight that your fans in Wales will never forget. Merry Christmas,
     
  2. MURK20

    MURK20 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    GJ will get the crap slapped outta him for 12 rounds. Too easy.
     
  3. brickfists

    brickfists The Nonpareil Full Member

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    johnson is a smart man he knows how this game works.

    so why he is fooling himself is beyond me he knows damn well this fight will never happen cause he hasnt earned it and at his age he wont either.

    calzaghe has great options and johnson just aint one of them. its like kendall holt saying he'll postpone his unification with bradley for a fight with pacman. its pure stupidity if kendall or johnson actually belive they hav a chance of getting these fights then they might aswell retire cause they've obviously suffered severe brain damage