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Naughty Polly The Parrot watches from ringside staggering from her night out watching Tyson, who is exhausted from his night out with the Geisha Girls fumbling for his mouthpiece in round 10.

 

My prayers are with Polly. Lol.

 

Polly The Parrot might not pass the age requirement to fight Gerry Cooney, he loves them to be ancient to pad his record, example Jimmy Young, Ken Norton, ranking does not matter, they were relics or fossils who came with Noah.

 

I know, someone forced to booze down Mike Tyson's throat, they tied him up for the Tokyo Street Walkers to take advantage of him, in a scene from the motion picture The Rookie (1991), he reprises Clint Eastwood's role. And that devious referee Octavio Meyran sends Naughty Polly The Parrot to poop on the canvas so that Mike slips looking for his mouthpiece, creating the alleged conspiracy like long count of Feb 1990. Do you see that Pugguy? Ha, Ha.

 

I actually saw Mike Tyson walking down the street with a parrot on his shoulder.

I said “That’s magnificent, where did you find it”

The parrot said “I found him lying in the gutter”

 

Was the Parrot's name Naughty Polly?

 

Yeah, I can definitely see it.

A bird pooping on you is supposed to be lucky - but the poop missed Mike by millimetres (the only thing he ducked all night), Mike then slipped on the sh*t….and the rest is history. Polly 1 - Mikey 0.

Polly never rematched Mike because she knew she would get her head bit off.

 

That is because Polly has no ears to bite. Lol.

 

Haha - an oldie but a goodie.

Totally off point. I read this one the other day:-

- A piece of string enters a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says sorry, we don’t serve pieces of string.

The string leaves the bar and while outside, messes up all his hair and then ties himself into a knot.

He re-enters the bar and again orders a beer.

The bar keep says “Aren’t you the piece of string that was in here before?”

The string replies “No, I’m a frayed knot.”

Yes, I’ll be here all week….while you’re here, try the steak, it’s delicious.

 

Ha Ha, a good one.

 

Nothing wrong with telling these oldies. It is the “Clsssic” forum for a reason.

 

You hit the nail on the head….and it goes without saying that the OLD jokes are way better than these new “jokes” going around.

 

If the 'Parrot' knew the difference in between a 10 count and a 13 count and the ref followed the 'Parrot' count and the timekeeper instead of his own count then NO! Lol!

 

It really depends on how big the parrot is, and could it avoid Busters jab for long??
If it could, we could be talking about the greatest parrot that was ever born.. Fact.

 

Like The Beach Boys sang in 1964, I Get Around.