Deontay Wilder: I'm Half Human, Half Hybrid. I'm The Best Everyone Else Is Average!

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  1. destruction

    destruction Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    That double win over Stiverne puts Deontay riding high as the number 1 American HW of all time.

    What a fantastic legacy defining couple of match ups that was.

    His resume is so deep it makes Lennox Lewis look like a low rent bum.
     
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  2. J Jones

    J Jones Well-Known Member Full Member

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    This proves he’s 0% mathematician.
     
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  3. Angler Andrew

    Angler Andrew Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Lol Wilder would read this and nod in agreement
     
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  4. UnleashtheFURY

    UnleashtheFURY D'oh! Full Member

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    That's an understatement. You'd think someone with "KnOwLeDge" would know how to use the word hybrid in the proper context.
     
  5. SimplyTheBest

    SimplyTheBest Heavyweight Destroyer Full Member

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  6. CST80

    CST80 De Omnibus Dubitandum Staff Member

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    So he's 50% human, and 2/4's something else, hmmm.:dunno So, what 2 parts is his hybrid half made of?
     
  7. Angler Andrew

    Angler Andrew Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Answers on the back of a postage stamp.
    Legs n brain maybe?
     
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  8. Serge

    Serge Ginger Dracula Staff Member

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    :lol: oh dear. That's ''mind-bobbling''

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    The funniest one was when he said this in an interview: ''I'm very intelligent. Verrrrryy intelligent'' lol
     
  9. Serge

    Serge Ginger Dracula Staff Member

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    He's half human, 1/4 donkey & 1/4 hippopotamus

    Donkeypotamus
     
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  10. CST80

    CST80 De Omnibus Dubitandum Staff Member

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    My vote is for half ostrich, half baby deer.
     
  11. Serge

    Serge Ginger Dracula Staff Member

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    lol I was going to try and portmanteau ostrich and fawn together but it doesn't really work. Fawnrich or Ostrfawn is about the best I can come up with.
     
  12. alexland

    alexland student of the sweet science Full Member

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    I'm 1/2 human, 1/2 hybrid, and 1/2 portmanteau!


    is what i think Deontay wanted to say, but he wasn't sure if "portmanteau" had an "x" on the end, so he just left it off

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    side note: i'm a little disappointed at the lack of attention paid to the second sentence in Deontay's proclamation:

    I'm the best everyone else is average

    what he probably meant to say was "i'm the best, everyone else is average, except for one other guy out there who is below average"

    that's better--now his statement doesn't violate the major tenants of probability theory
     
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  13. Serge

    Serge Ginger Dracula Staff Member

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    :risas3:

    His favourite actress is Natalie Portmanteaux lol
     
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  14. Brighton bomber

    Brighton bomber Loyal Member Full Member

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    Lol pretty sure he's part chicken, just listen to him 30 secs in when throwing those left hooks "buck, buck" definitely sounds like a chicken.
     
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  15. N17

    N17 Loyal Member Full Member

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    The quotes FFS

    He is like a child, just read what he wrote, read it, let it sink in, the moron thinks he is a transformer or something.

    It's the sort of cobblers you see little kids typing trying to look and sound like a hard nut.

    I find it so embarrassing, he is 32 years old FFS and he is talking about being a human hybrid.

    People slaughter David Icke for saying similar things :risas3:
     
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