Deontay Wilder: The Bronze Bomber-The Terror Of Tuscaloosa-The Alabama Grand Slamma

that's going to be a real HW fight, not that snooze fest that Fury/Wlad put on

 

Yeah, It could be the most exciting HW match up since Lennox/Vitali. Now I feel compelled to go through Ali/Fraizer, Holyfield/Bowe and Lennox/Vitali after this 12 rounds of so called heavyweight action.

 

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Wladamir could walk around New York and nobody would know who he was...The only reason they would get noticed really is because they are relativly big.

There aren't many boxers in the history of the sport never mind currently who would have walked around big cities like that and been noticed. I could name many great heavyweight champs of the past who would go unnoticed. You have to get near Mike Tyson/Ali levels of fame to have a street in New York to pay attention.

 

Szpilka about to mop the floor with uncle ben. Hype ≠ skill.

 

Wilder Joshua and Ortiz, right now that's the order AND the only hw'a that matter.

For one of them to lose the ONLY possible opponents would be the remaining 2. Ortiz is really tough, skilled and deceptively fast but I think DW and AJ are on too high of a level with their speed power aggression and already proven chins..

Of course anyone can be stopped by the right shot but I'm very confident that nonsense of these 3 beasts could be caught with the right shot by anyone else. It's them 3 then a circus.

Fury hasn't proved his chin, skill or anything in his ****nal to compete on those fighters levels.
I have to keep Parker in sight, ONLY because some on this forum keep claiming he's the 2nd coming. As far as I know, he hasn't had the opportunity to prove anything outside he has natural power.

Jury's still out on Parker and for fury to be considered, he'll have to prove he's truly otherworldly durable and is relentlessly aggressive.

He would have to just start destroying every opponent and show me he's deep down the opposite of what fought wlad. I would love to see him attack wlad in the rematch, smartly tho. Show he can over power him and beat him so bad and fast, he needs to make it look like wlad never deserved to share the ring with him.

We're talking a 40 yr old that's fighting not to lose, timid and really afraid to get hit.. wlad, after his decade run (yes, pathetic talent level) he shouldn't care if he loses badly. That's what should happen.
Fury/wlad 2, they'll better fight to win impressively and not fight to not lose

 

And you will be nowhere to be found after Wilder knocks him out. Might need an APB out for your ass. :roll:

 

Bronze Burger

 

It's a play on two nicknames. Burger Squad + Bronze Bomber. Saves times

 

new burger joint deontay is opening up in alabama

 

--Knocked out badly by an unknown LHW in amatuers
--ALSO, OUTBOXED badly by a Polish Sausage in the amatuers
--Squeaked by with a bronze medal somehow in the Olympics
--Put down by morbidly obese Dustin "Big Worm" Nichols with a "Check-Jab"
--Put down heavily and almost out by career loser Harold "Hard Roc" Sconiers
--Built much of his career by beating sad corpses like Harrison and Lyakhovich
--Brought in personal friend Malik Scott to take an obvious dive
--Did not fight the real champ for his "title" but a Don King manufactured Buffet champion
--Knocked down by 2 Wlad jabs and OUT with one medium left hook in sparring
--Destroyed and almost ktfo'd by Haye in sparring
--Rocked heavily by a Firtha jab
--Could not defeat a very ill Stiverne as convincingly as Demetrice King
--Could not even knock a very ill Stiverne down like Rossy
--Some of the most shameful opponents for his "title defenses" that the world has ever seen, showing his low self esteem
--Rocked badly and almost out vs substitute teacher Molina ("Drummer Boy")
--He did not perform as well agasint Molina as Arreola OR ASHANTI JORDAN, both of whom knocked him out in 1
--Eye busted up and made to look like a gargoyle by Duhaupas ("The Reptile"), a French pastry chef
--Sold as a nice guy, but actually spends his time beating up hookers and mental patient Charlie Zelenoff, who are ironically his best opponents
--Dispresects great fighters like Tyson and Klitschko
--Now trying to claim that Fury's "courageous" win somehow makes him champion.
--Avoiding Povetkin like the plague
--Seems to be using a new tactic,probably to mask steroid use, of not allowing his pathetic opponents a full camp
--Was considering Wawryck, knocked out in 3 by his mandatory, as an opponent
--Offered a shot to Adamek, a shot to pieces 39 year old former LHW who is 1-2 in his last three, but only allowed him a 6 week camp.
--Avoided Briggs and Bronco Billy Wright, shot fighters who carry AARP cards
--Will fight an unemployed Soccer Hooligan named Szpilka? on 4 weeks notice, and will underpay him, overfeed and hooker him up
--Wilder's team, the "Burger Squad", keeps removing and scrubbing the Internet of all of his shameful knockdowns and ktfo's; mostly while attempting a bad attempt at the "Ali Shuffle", which will now be called the "Burger Bungle".
--Got punked out badly by unemployed, fur coat wearing soccer hooligan Spzilka at face off for their upcoming "title" fight

 

Rofl! And the name of his grill he's gonna sell once Povetkin or some soccer punk retires him