Deontay Wilder vs Mr. Potato Head 12 rounds

Wilder vs Potato Head, each in their primes , 1 2rounds.
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Round 1: The Spud Showdown
Mr. Potato Head enters the ring with his plastic limbs wobbling, mismatched accessories clattering, and a permanent grin. His cornermen (a Lego minifigure and a stuffed bear) frantically tighten his detachable arms with duct tape. Deontay Wilder raises an eyebrow, muttering, "This gotta be a prank…"

THE BELL RINGS
Wilder opens with a right hand from hell, but Potato Head’s hollow plastic torso absorbs the blow like a piñata. The crowd gasps as his left arm pops off, rolls into the ropes, and mysteriously teleports back into its socket (a glitch in the Matrix?).

Potato Head retaliates with a jab—his arm extends comically like a slinky, bonking Wilder’s forehead. The Bronze Bomber staggers, momentarily stunned by the sheer absurdity.

Round 2: Chaos Mode
Wilder lands a vicious uppercut, sending Potato Head’s head spinning like a top. But the plastic legend’s smile never fades—his head reattaches backward, confusing Wilder into punching the ref by accident.

Potato Head unveils his secret weapon: detachable ear projectiles. He pelts Wilder with a barrage of plastic body parts, including a rogue mustache that clings to Wilder’s face, blinding him.

Final Round: The Knockout
Wilder winds up for a fight-ending right hand, but Potato Head’s spring-loaded legs launch him into a flying headbutt. The collision triggers a glitch explosion of confetti and rubber noses, leaving Wilder buried under a pile of plastic limbs.

THE WINNER
Mr. Potato Head by TKO (Totally Kartoonish Overthrow). Wilder is last seen arguing with the judges, yelling, "He ain’t even got a liver!" Meanwhile, Potato Head celebrates by assembling a victory diorama of himself holding Wilder’s trunks as a trophy.

Post-Fight Analysis
ESPN’s Teddy Atlas: "This changes everything. Boxing’s no longer about skill—it’s about who’s got the best accessories. I’m retiring."

TL;DR: Mr. Potato Head wins via glitch physics, cartoon logic, and sheer audacity. Wilder demands a rematch… in a Lego ring.