Deontay Wilder's Amazing Unbreakable Chin Of, Cosmic Dense Stuff

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  1. Uppercut_Artist

    Uppercut_Artist Boxing Junkie banned Full Member

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    Deontay Wilder, The World's Best Heavyweight champion is the envy of the solar system.
    Fans from the U.S.A., to Russia, to Mercury, to Saturn watch bedazzled as Wilder provides astounding entertainment whenever he graces the square circle.

    With hands as explosive as atomic POWER, high energy physicist follow behind him discovering and measuring new forms of matter as his atomic hands detonate against the deuteron chins of his opponents. They hope to discover the mysteries of Fusion or endless sustainable energy through Wilder.

    But as amazing as his hands are, even more amazing is the incredible density of Deontay Wilder's tougher than titanium chin. A chin unlike any other in the sport of boxing.

    Wilder opponents have literally brought sledge hammers in the ring with them and pounded Wilder's chin repeatedly, to no effect. All they get for their efforts are tired arms and a big Alabama smile from Wilder. They continue as long as Wilder allows, until boredom sets in and it becomes Deontay Wilder's turn to chin test his opponent. Generally, that is when the fight concludes with his opponent either face down, face up, or resting on their sides, knocked out cold.

    Fans want to know, what God forged this remarkable chin in their heavenly furnace of fuelled by Eternal Cosmic stuff?
    One would require Golden eyes to observe how such a chin is made.

    All may comment and give tribune to chin of the densest darkest matter.
    Proceed. :smoke
     
  2. eltirado

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  3. lewis gassed

    lewis gassed The Bronze Dosser Full Member

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    The only endless sustainable energy you can get out of Wilder is limitless supply of glass.

    75% Tuscaloosium dioxide (TuO2) and 25% Buffetium Carbonate (BuCO3)
     
  4. Uppercut_Artist

    Uppercut_Artist Boxing Junkie banned Full Member

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    Now that Russia is open, anyone can get laid. :yep
     
  5. Uppercut_Artist

    Uppercut_Artist Boxing Junkie banned Full Member

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    Don't play around with those Alabama elements son.
    They don't come in no kids chemistry set for good reason. :hey
     
  6. Uppercut_Artist

    Uppercut_Artist Boxing Junkie banned Full Member

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    Well done lad. Well done. :good
     
  7. SimplyTheBest

    SimplyTheBest Heavyweight Destroyer Full Member

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    Elri****o and his rainbow threads are back I see
     
  8. Pinkman

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    OP,

    Your threads suck, dude.
     
  9. Zakman

    Zakman ESB's Chinchecker Full Member

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    Oh, I am going to LOVE it when this FRAUD's fragile mandible gets shattered. I wonder what excuses these fanboys will be offering then??? :lol:
     
  10. _Scott_

    _Scott_ Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Please find a job.
     
  11. Uppercut_Artist

    Uppercut_Artist Boxing Junkie banned Full Member

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    Like a cosmic black hole, no energy can escape the energy of a inverse star. :good
     
  12. Uppercut_Artist

    Uppercut_Artist Boxing Junkie banned Full Member

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    Theoretical Physicist Stephen Hawking commented;

    "I watch all of Deontay Wilder's fights because I observed, whenever his fist collide with an opponentÂ’s chin, the impact releases so much energy, a door to another dimension opens. We believe the mysteries of time travel may lay in the secrets of Wilder's fists".

    Now that's some deep shet than! :yep
     
  13. Uppercut_Artist

    Uppercut_Artist Boxing Junkie banned Full Member

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    1,000,000 year Ancient cellular memory. :smoke
     
  14. Uppercut_Artist

    Uppercut_Artist Boxing Junkie banned Full Member

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    Wrong question.
    The question should be, What timeless God can penetrate this infinitely dense chin of dark cosmic stuff? :smoke
     
  15. Uppercut_Artist

    Uppercut_Artist Boxing Junkie banned Full Member

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    No need. It's all documented and validated.

    Look at the impact of Wilder's fist on bone jaws.
    Reminds me of a squirrel being run over by an 18 wheeler. CRUNCH! :yep