Deontay Wilders diet

I genuinely opened this thread expecting to see a shelf full of tomato cans.

 

Deontay has been having a diet mainly of

Polish bouncers
Injured minor league American football players
Obese doormen who box part time

The talent pool he chooses from is very low.

 

WTF does that even mean?! What was he trying to type?!

 

I think he was trying to sign the waiter up for his next fight.

 

Wouldn't be surprised at all. I really wouldn't.

 

Wilder stormed out after the waiter refused to sign a rematch claus.

 

I heard he jetted the **** out of there after 0.000000001% of creatine was found in the waiters system. The guy claims it was from a steak he had eaten last week. But as usual Deontey didn't even want to hear about a B-Sample.

 

Waiters are too risky after that Pastry chef started fighting back.

 

I'm starting to think Wilder has lower IQ than @BlizzyBlizz

 

No doubt why Blizzy loves him so much.

He identifies with the stupidity.

If I was Wilder and I read this forum I would feel personally responsible for Blizzy's nervous breakdown and subsequent banning etc.

 

I don't know man.. it's close. They're both sub 80. I'd put money on it.

 

can someone who speaks Bambi get us a translation?

 

WTF did I just see???/

 

How many flavors of steroids are there?

 

If he put as much effort into looking good in boxing as he does with Twitter he might have a decent record.

He tries so hard to impress it's cringe worthy. He's so fake, from the designer trench coat, the odd hair, twitter posts of his supposed lifestyle and fake call outs. He's a genuine as an email from a Nigerian prince.