Describe Edwin Valero in one word

Fearless

 

dead

 

mis-guided

 

reckless

 

****ing tragedy, wait sorry thats two words.

Tragedy.

 

Mullet

 

YouTube.

 

Hugeunot

 

hood

 

***git

 

homosexual













since everyone makes up ridiculous conspiracies on this site, i decided to make one up of my own. . .and it goes like this

Valero was a raging ass pounder and loved the man meat. After several months of no sexual encounters his wife got pissed and said if he dont stick it to her that she was going to go public with his closet case rump fetish. Edwin flipped out after a late nigt of crack binging and downing a bottle of grey goose and mini thins and picked up a pair of scissors and cowardly murdered his poor defenseless wife. He then went downstairs to talk to one of the bouncers to try to get his phone number from him because he thought brutus the bouncer was hot as ****. The bouncer says "arent you married Edwin?" and Edwin replied, "no sir, i just offed her so that i can peruse gay relations with you". The bouncer was weirded out and thought he had a code 5 clinger on his hands so he called the po-po and turned Edwin in to authorities.

While in jail, he had a little mishaps. Everyone thinks he killed himself, but the truth is he started having visions of his first shower room encounter around all the other naked inmates and David Caradined himself with his own pant legs. OOOOOPS







fawk. . . happy 420 guys. . . im lit

 

Murderer

 

boom boom: you would of never said that to his face!!! Whos the maricon now?? haha

 

warrior