Did I just see Amir Khan milking a cow???

Perhaps there will be a show with Frank Warren milking Amir Khan. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, they've already got one.
It's called "The Big Fight Live" on ITV.

 

I missed this show thank god.

 

I saw parts of this ludicrous programme and indeed Khan did look a bit embarrassed. The strangest part was watching that policeman try to kick a football. Truly bizarre. He had this morose look on his face like he wanted to kill Vernon Kay the moment he realised he would have to kick a ball and when you saw him try you could see why. His technique was similar to one of the mum's over the park on a Sunday. Hilarious but truly awful at the same time. He would rather have boxed Amir than have a penalty shoot-out against him.

 

I only caught the last 3 challenges in this show.

The one where they had to hang on the bar was pathetic. It was obvious that Khan would win this task due to his vastly smaller frame.

The name the faces challenge was pathetic and should not be included on a sporting type challenge program. Both players embarassed themselves here. Khan stating that D.Ratcliffe was in fact Harry Potter was amusing, especially when Vernon explained that that was the character name.

The penalty football shootout was priceless. To shot 3 wide and the 4th at the goalkeeper was ridiculously poor. Khan did take some good ones though. The copper must be extremely upset with himself because if he could kick a ball he'd of been £50,000 better off. I thought he'd win because I thought he'd be able to kick harder and also due to his size advantage cover the goal better.

Pathetic show all in all and I hope never to watch it again.

 

ITV should have brought Gladiator's back instead of alowing Sky to make it. That programme is pure class and real family entertainment. Plus it has hot ladies on it which is never a bad thing. :happy :happy :happy



Anyone remember Jet? :blurp

 

Jet. What a women. Particularily good at 'Hang Tough'.

Panther was alright aswell.

I went to see Gladiators live when I was a lad and it was ****ing brilliant. Fash said 'Awooga' and everything!

 

Oh man, Jet...whoooo baby. Ahem.

It sounded like a cheap knock-off of that old Superstar Challenge.
Glad I missed this.

 

It was one of the worst programs I've seen. Ever. It was absolutely brutal. Everything they did was stupid and went on way too long.

Hammering nails? What is that supposed to achieve? Who came up with the idea of hammering nails?! Pointless. And milking a ****ing cow?! What? I don't get it. I heard people laughing in the audience too, so I don't know what they were watching as it wasn't funny in the slightest.

It was the kind of TV that if you were watching it alone you'd still go red. Absolutely garbage.

 

I'm glad I missed it, hammering nails?!?!? what the **** passes for tv these days???

'Next week on (whatever the **** its called) A fitness instructor goes up against Dame Judy Dench to see who can scrub floors the fastest'

 

Not sure boxers going on reality TV shows is always a wise move.

Remember Nigel Benn on the 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here' show and seeing how this guy who had been in boxing wars was petrified of spiders! Think he was voted off early - was forever falling out with fellow contestants.

 

Khan was a right little ******* during the 'hanging on a bar' challenge aswell, eyeballing the policeman all the way. The poor man was broken by the end of the show. Brilliant TV.

If I'm in next Sunday I will watch this show again just to see what bizarre challenges Vernon has in store.

 

khan cant drive, did you see him he was all over the place

 

There's an old fella on crutches that can vouch for that. Naz must have taught Khan to drive.