DLH - PAC Conspiracy Update

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  1. aj415

    aj415 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    DLH - PAC Conspiracy Update Sept 4, 2008


    Fact List



    Fact - If both compete at thier best, Pacquiao has a marginal chance of not being KOed

    Fact - The financial agreement that put the fight on the calendar has not been released

    Fact - Oscar is a businessman first, Transvestite second, Mexican third, and boxer distant fourth. (See: Recent DLH opponents, GBP handling of fighters, GBP match selection, Fishnet photo's, and Puerto Rican wife).





    Educated Guesses

    Speculation - Oscar has proven he is willing to take a dive. (See: Academy Award performance against Hopkins. You can literally watch the cognitive process taking place as the events unfold for those fateful 35 seconds in round 9:




    *Hopkins slaps DLH's exposed side*

    The Golden Concience: "Hmm that felt like a clean shot- I better fall down now like we agreed and act like my kidney has been ruptured!"

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    Kenny Bayless: 6! ... 7!..

    The Golden Concience: "Now bend over, thats it, just like you do at home, now you know whats next, she always says: 'Cover your Face you little *****!' ... ohh yea.... Back and Forth, Back and Forth.... ohhh yeaa I can almost feel the whips.."

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    The Executioner: "$$$Hahahaha.... Cha - CHING$$$$"

    Kenny Bayless: 8!...9!... 10!

    The Golden Mind: " I can't wait for Rosalyn to plug me from behind with that 10 inch spiked oscillating shock dildo again tonight..."

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    Woop ! The Camera's are still on me, I better wrap it up. I gotta stay down so this hard-on wears off for a few seconds. Let me punch the canvas a couple times.. yea, that'll work. Ok, I'm good, let me look up to see if everyone believed me.." )




    Speculation - The financial agreement has not been released because it is the disputed 70-30. Pacquaio has agreed because he has been guaranteed Victory.

    Speculation - Roach's sudden change in attitude comes in light of the knowledge that Pacquaio has already won, and is trying to build the shock for the planned outcome.








    Conclusion - Bet your College Tuition, Mortgage, Retirement Fund, Embezzeled funds, Borrowed money, on Pacquaio by TKO.
     
  2. Thread Stealer

    Thread Stealer Loyal Member Full Member

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  3. Fighting Fisherman

    Fighting Fisherman Active Member Full Member

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    So are you a DLH fan or what?
     
  4. Marc

    Marc Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Another theory:

    This is all just a ploy to promote their upcoming albums
     
  5. charlievint

    charlievint Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Clown!:blood You really wasted your time working on this?:-(
     
  6. Dunks

    Dunks Absolute Grandmaster Full Member

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    i hope this is true....so Manny Can fight Mayweather and Mayweather can beat him to a pulp!!!:happy
     
  7. jyuza

    jyuza Well-Known Member Full Member

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  8. PH|LLA

    PH|LLA VIP Member Full Member

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    fact: fishnets or not, that ***** that oscar is with is ****ing hot.
     
  9. ravtrav

    ravtrav Active Member Full Member

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    :rofl Maybe they'll have a rap battle before the fight.
     
  10. Marc

    Marc Well-Known Member Full Member

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    wat
     
  11. Jack Presscot

    Jack Presscot Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Wow. What a FANTASTIC post. :happy :happy :happy You sir, are THEE Poster of the Year, 2008!:good :good :good
     
  12. catasyou

    catasyou Lucian Bute Full Member

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    Most conspiracy theories are wrong...
     
  13. hell on legs

    hell on legs The Human tank Full Member

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    Ahh, another prescott alias.
     
  14. Jack Presscot

    Jack Presscot Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Hey Poof Boy! You have some new wanking material!:lol:
     
  15. Marc

    Marc Well-Known Member Full Member

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