That was a great read as always JG, the punchline at the end was written bang on. I'm fully homo for you brah
His past intreuges me, I'll look into it in more detail soon JG. One of the guys I was eager to ask you about sir, was your general opinion on Roy Jones Junior?
Fair weather fans are shameful, S. Pac's no longer Superman after not launching JMM into space in the rubber match. Haters are always waiting in the wings, saying "I told you so" Fighters-- except for HARD CORE fans -- are only as good as their last fight. At his peak, Jones was as physically gifted 'n all-round as brilliant a fighter as I've ever seen...'n that takes in alotta territory. Had Roy hung'em up after near shutting-out Ruiz, he might be viewed very differently.
Here's a piece I did about a JT presser that might shed some light on the enigma, S: Toney XXL Nostradamus would have a gimme with James Toney. Its a medical problem: Knee-Jerk Zidane (a less pernicious strain of Duran-Tourette sadly, incurable). But unlike ZZ, James only has flare-ups outside the ring. Canvas causes 47-minute remissions. For 23 hours, hes on earthquake watch -- a seismic event going someplace to happen. The recent tremor was at the new Palm restaurant in Los Angeles: a presser for Toneys WBC 12-round heavyweight eliminator on SHOWTIME CHAMPIONSHIP BOXING against Samuel The Nigerian Nightmare Peter on Sept. 2, tabbed NO RISK, NO REWARD, at STAPLES Center, just across the street. Note to Goossen Tutor: When you issue MEDIA ALERTS for Toney pressers encourage raincoats . Pressers are no-muss no-fuss: Get the information out. Above all, run smoothly; the pricey rooms only booked for so long. Sure, theres supposed to be some salty quotes and face making for the morning editions (or nanoseconds later on the web) but nothing that changes the architecture of the building a safe bet with Toney. He starts with irascible and brings new meaning to G Rated. Plus, with his history, its a re-hash -- just insert Peters name. And, if youre under deadline, theres file-footage of Toney presser explosions. Theres bound to be a 270-pounder; he flattens them for drill sparring at Wild Card A little Photoshop whos to notice the difference? But, the temptation to see the happening live is too much. After entrées that would make it criminal to write anything negative about the promotion, the media took seats in the front section of the banquet room, waiting for the curtain to go up. The principals, Samuel Peter, manager Ivaylo Gotzev and co-promoter Dino Duva took their places, with Dan Goossen, Toneys promoter, at the podium, and reps from SHOWTIME and STAPLES Center in attendance. Only Toney was conspicuous by his absence like the champ making the challenger wait. Goossen, checking his watch and the door for any sign of Lights Out, soft-shoed, soliciting questions. One no-clue Teletubbie piped up with queries that were to reporting what Julie Louis-Dreyfus was to dancing on Seinfeld. The Toney circus arrived not a second too soon. James, in shades and a Guys-n-Dolls butterscotch pinstripe tricked-out with enough diamonds and platinum to warrant the presser at Ft. Knox, was the ringmaster. Hip-hop Pomp and Circumstance befitted his arrival. Let the games begin was in his swagger, impatience on his face -- a contrail of aggression in his wake. Team Toney, a Felliniesque-aggregate of family, sparring partners and acolytes (the only thing missing were the acrobats) filled the remainder of the five rows of folding chairs and clogged the doorway, raising the buzz to a GM assembly line. No one just over 59 makes a bigger entrance. Samuel Peter, big as he is, in a pinstripe that would cover Dodger Stadium, was invisible. It was like sharing the screen with Steve McQueen. He was a spectator at this show. Hows it feel fighting in L.A., Dawg? one of JTs Detroit homies shouted out. L.A. gonna be Detroit for one night, Toney beamed. D Block in the house! The usual Alphonse n Gaston ensued -- each side praising the other for taking the fight. Were not going to sink to the level of the others youve seen. Toney drummed on the table with his fingers. When Peter mumbled in the cadence of South East Nigeria in response to how hell do against Toney, a reporter blurted out, I dont understand? Toney crooked an eye, He said hes gonna beat me. Next question! (Redd Foxx couldnt have thrown it away better.) With every utterance, he strutted sitting down. He doesnt answer questions; he suffers them. It took more endurance to sit there than do 12 rounds. The sniping picked up slowly, with Toney jabbing over Duvas remarks -- the needle sharper each time from both. Toney, shaking his head, s******ing exasperated, Talkin about me like he gonna run through me like Swiss cheese. It was Groundhog Day for the 77th time. Caltech was warning a Magnitude 6.5. Then, in a coup of statesmanship, Duva put a ten-ton straw on the camels back. With an eye to the box-office, after giving Toney faint praise for his skills; he called him dumb for taking the match. Russian roulette with live rounds. Warming to the task, Duva put some sinew in it the second time, leaning closer to Toney from the podium. You talk a lot for a guy thats not getting in the ring, old man. You sound like you want to fight me, Toney spat. From Goossens swivel-around and lynchm sentiments from Tonyites, Duva realized he may have stepped over the line and tried to smooth things. Looking at the mother of Jamess children doing his best Rodney King, Why cant we all just get along? Duva explained, I didnt mean you when I called James dumb A shouting match between Toney, Duva and Gotzev escalated from predictable to out-of-control (which fits Toney better then Lights Out). Photogs scampered for angles. We were at DEFCON 3 no Ali wink and nudge. (The tip-off to a faux show: the guy that goes berserk is usually in sweats, not an ad for Jacob The Jeweler.) Adding fuel to the fire, a front-runner with the Toney hoards called-out Duva to bet on his man. Pick your poison! Toney snapped. He wanted at Duva and Gotzev, ripping off his jacket that cost more to tailor then most cars. He drew no distinction between Godzilla and milquetoast: a slight means being rendered limb-from-limb and ground to powder. It took all of the kings horses and all of the kings men to restrain him; he was bucking like a Brahman. Goossens eyes rolled, Here we go again. Toney went from zero-to-Vesuvius from the git-go, flinging a glass of water at Duva and Gotzev, spraying Goossen -- acting as honest broker -- and Peter, while he struggled to break free and disembowel the manager and promoter, knighted Dumb and Dumber, by Goossen. With a wall of muscle shielding them, Duva and Gotzev, (now looking like an enraged flamenco dancer with his slicked black hair and knitted brow) berated Toney at blood-oath intensity. (Shades of Johnny Friendly taunting Terry Malloy in ON THE WATERFRONT.) Their number three heavyweight contender -- damp suit, not withstanding -- didnt stampede to their defense. This wasnt his arena. I do not do my fighting at a press conference, he said. I do my fighting in the ring. (Succinct, if a little stilted, like his style.) It may portend for the bout. We were in a no-mans land no rules. Though Peter can separate a man from his senses (and his head from his body) with either hand, if it wasnt for his dam-busting power, hed be one more lumbering brute drilled in a gym to box -- a learned fighter, a managers hope to cash-in on heavyweight money, not a fast-twitch improviser like Toney. On TV, the scuffles a giggle before the weather report. At Ground Zero, its a bar brawl -- large bodies blurring by. The chaos is not the worry; its the collateral damage. While Toney was being bulldogged away by his camp, kicking, cursing and frothing, Goossen, ever the trooper in the midst of shot and shell, kept rattling-off the attractive seating packages to the few that werent caught up in the tsunami carrying Toney out of the room and down the staircase past wide-eyed business-lunchers and out the front door. On the way out, some spit-balled precautions for James next presser: maybe a Hannibal Lecter rig, or shackled like Sampson. Jim Hill, the CBS Sports TV anchor, still nimble as his NFL cornerback days, kept a mic in Toneys face, dancing backwards down the stairs while The Bulls of Pamplona were thundering. Out on the sidewalk, Toney, ringed by press poking microphones like banderoles, bellowed and paced with the hell he was going to visit on Duva and Gotzev when they came out. All of it unintelligible, as if scrunched by a tight headgear. Toney was at home: center stage the man, roiling and boiling for a fight, as large and animated as the two-story figure of Kobe Bryant plastered on the side of the Palm. Fed up with waiting for Gotzev and Duva to exit, Toneys claque left en mass like a swarm of killer bees, angrily buzzing. The chickens eventually come home to roost. All of Jamess excesses will one day come due. But for one night in September, before injury and age claim him, get a glimpse of old school, the doppelganger from Detroit not the rampaging bully, but one helluva fighter. Not no boxer, not a runner, not no track star. Within 20 feet under ring lights, hes all about business and what a businessman!
I tell you wat, don't feel bad. I just had a cold a few days ago and the day after when it felt more subdued , i decided to spar. I usually do eight rounds but i could only do half. I just felt off. Did not have the stamina probably because my lungs still felt the effects from the cold.
Drink big shakes before and after made with kale, broccoli, carrots, sweet potato, berries, watermelon, banana, apple, flax seed, mullet, rice, whey, oats, cocoa, ginger, and yogurt. Mix with milk or juice or water. Eat a fish or fowl sandwich with tomatoes, garlic and onions. Pray to get along with your coach because... well just believe me