Donovan Ruddock, Jr. fights tonight

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  1. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    He is 1-0-1 so far. He is on some obscure untelevised card in Richmond, VA.

    He is campaigning at welterweight.

    And oh yeah, he's 36.

    Had no idea Razor had a kid in the game. Didn't debut until 2023. You've gotta wonder, why wait so long? And why bother now?
     
  2. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    ...apparently trained by Ruddock Sr. :nusenuse:
     
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  3. LoveThis

    LoveThis Sweet Science Full Member

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    Could maybe be a father-son-thing? To have something in common and to connect over?

    If it's about money, it's not good...
     
  4. Barrf

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    Did his father teach him the smash?
     
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  5. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    I found an interview with Razor from August, he sounded pretty delusional overall (making excuses for all his career losses except Tyson - claiming Lewis kayoed him with rabbit punches and then conspired with Dillon Carman's camp 23 years later and "teaching him to hit behind the head to get the KO", and saying the ref gifted Morrison an early stoppage over him, etc) and said he's training both his grandson and Razor Jr. with the intention of making them "awesome".
     
  6. Oddone

    Oddone Bermane Stiverne's life coach. Full Member

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    Worst thing to ever happen to Ruddock was obliterating Doakes. He fell in love with his power and head hunted a little too much.
     
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  7. Boxed Ears

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    They are calling him DON-HO-VIN, because the dude is like a Hawaiian pop star in there, man.
     
  8. Boxed Ears

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    I saw him in the gym one time, one time, at gym camp, he put this dude out cold and yelled over him "I'ma put dem tiny bubbles all over your FACE!"
     
  9. Boxed Ears

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    "'bout to make you a necklace made out dem KING PEARLS, homey!" was another thing that he'd said that I didn't fully understand.
     
  10. Boxed Ears

    Boxed Ears this my daddy's account (RIP daddy) Full Member

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    "Americans got the right to bear arms not bare arms, Michelle Obama!" He'd yelled also, despite it having little to do with the match or his unconscious gym mate.
     
  11. Boxed Ears

    Boxed Ears this my daddy's account (RIP daddy) Full Member

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    Then he'd called for another spar-mate and started yelling at multiple women in the audience at the public workout "It's called a uterUS, not a uterYOU!" much to their chagrin and possible arousal.
     
  12. Boxed Ears

    Boxed Ears this my daddy's account (RIP daddy) Full Member

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    "You're not about REproduction! You're about MEproduction! Come get some!" it continued, to the jeers of the female journalists and groupies.
     
  13. Boxed Ears

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    "It's ADAM AND EVE not ELLEN AND STEVE!" he then yelled, in frustration.

    "What does that mean?" somebody asked.

    "Huh?" Ruddock, the younger, inquired.

    "What does that mean?" they asked again.

    "It means don't do gay stuff!" the angry young conservative firebrand demanded.

    "But...you used a different man and woman's name instead of two men like Adam and Steve or two women like Ellen and Eve. Which seems like the joke you were trying to use to illustrate your Biblical sentiments."

    "Shut up, gay stupid person!" the young man roared, knocking out his next sparring co-worker, despite the man being in the middle of drinking from his water bottle and unprepared.

    "Protect yourself at all times!" Don Ho Vin shrieked, allowing a delighted giggle to escape his heretofore obeisant mouth. Then his dwarven uncle Tyrion walked in and a hush fell over the gym. I'll continue this anecdote later, after the fight.
     
  14. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Razor Jr. lost via MD4. His opponent, 25 year old Korean-American prospect Andrew Kim is 2-0.
     
  15. Boxed Ears

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    This is so depressing I don't even care about finishing my anecdote.