Don't ever say Sven Ottke's name three times

Sven Ottke uses telecenetic powers to control the judges pens when he loses a round to score 10-8 in his favour!!!

When Sven Ottke loses a fight, he uses one the MIB memory eraser on the viewers and his opponent - then keeps fighting till he wins.

Sven Ottke had the capabilities to stop all of his opponents in the 1st but believed in humanity first and let them live to see another day. his 6 stoppages were him using 7% of his strength accidently.

in a typical sparring session Sven Ottke used to ko oliver mccall, david tua and tex cobb with jabs.

mike tyson in his peak didn't lose to buster douglas, as out of fear he didn't train to lose intentionally, and committed crimes as it was safer to stay in prison than to face Sven Ottke.

Sven Ottke once punched the pavement when visiting england and the vibration ko'd lennox lewis and audley harrison years later.

Sven Ottke can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

Sven Ottke can punch faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

if he comes back, he'll be the first boxer ever to win every title in every division on the first night, even the interim and Ring belts. he will begin at 8pm and eat the heart of every opponent, increasing in weight to comply with the weightclasses and be universal mutiweight champion before 11.59 that same day.

 

Sven Ottke can ko james toney with a bodyshot!!!

 

LMFAO :rofl

 

Charles Brewer, Byron Mitchell, Thomas Tate, and Anthony Mundine were lucky not to have died in the ring with Ottke. they're not alive, they are allowed to live

 

Wen the boogie man checked his wardrove for chuck norris, he found Sven with a severely beaten up chuck norris

 

:rofl :rofl :rofl