Duke Mckenzie

Discussion in 'British Boxing Forum' started by Gary Barlow, Dec 4, 2011.


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  1. Gary Barlow

    Gary Barlow Guest

    Anyone else starting to enjoy his commentary. Thought he was very good, had some good lines and banter all through the night made me chuckle.

    All though the scoring of the Chisora fight i will never quite understand, if i didn't know he was black, i would think it was Nick Griffin scoring that fight the way he had.

    It was 10th or 11th round i think in which he was only person in world who gave Helenius the round, even his co commentator was lost for words.

    But Duke comedy value is going through the roof so im liking him atm.

    On another sidenote, i pointed out this last night in my chat. but what was up with Enzo i did think he looked like Stephen Hawkins sitting in that chair, his legs look bent and he was slanting to the left side in the chair. Was very bizarre.
     
    Gary Barlow, Dec 4, 2011
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  2. SkillspayBills

    SkillspayBills Mandanda Running E-Pen Full Member

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    :rofl:rofl Duke is a cult phenomenon in commentary world, he's gone from 'his legs are gone jim!' to comical scorecards.
     
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  3. ScouseLad

    ScouseLad Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Dreadful Duke and Appalling Rawling. The worst commentary duo world sport has ever seen.
     
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  4. antcull

    antcull Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    I kept laughing at John Rawling when he asked Duke about his scoring.

    Think it started when Duke said he had Chisora 2-1 up after 4 completed rounds, after that whenever Duke gave his score Rawling would make him repeat his score, than ask him another 2-3 times if he was sure that was the score he had.

    "I've got it even John"

    "So you have it even Duke?"

    "Yeah John, I have it dead level"

    "So you have it 4 rounds a piece with 1 even round"

    "Thats right John"

    "You sure Duke?"
     
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  5. WalletInspector

    WalletInspector Obsessed with Boxing banned

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    My favourite was...

    "I don't think Chisora won that one, John"

    "So who do you think won it?"
     
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  6. Bill C84

    Bill C84 Boxing Junkie banned

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    :lol: I don't mind The Duke to be fair, he can be so bad its almost good. :lol:
     
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  7. GazOC

    GazOC Guest Star for Team Taff Full Member

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    He lost count of his card after 4 rounds and Rawling was doubling checking him every round like a school teacher.
     
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  8. Gary Barlow

    Gary Barlow Guest


    :lol::lol::lol::lol::rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl Absolute class, come on you miserable ****ers, this is what entertainment is about. Those pair together will become legends on BN:deal
     
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  9. Bajingo

    Bajingo Boxing Junkie banned

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    "So, 5th round starting now. Youve got Chisora 3-1 up haven't you Duke?"

    "No, 2-1"
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    "Yes, 3-1 Chisora"





    "Great round for Chisora, don't you think Duke?"

    "I scored that round for Helenius"

    "Really?"

    "Yes John"

    "You didn't give it even?"
     
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  10. Dunky McCafferty

    Dunky McCafferty Boxing Junkie banned

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    I watched the fight last night, & had the big finn winning 115-114, but 2 of my rounds were tighter than a ducks arse.
     
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  11. Muzza

    Muzza Active Member Full Member

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Ye I heard that as well. It was hilarious.
     
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  12. Thomas!!

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    Duke cant score a fight.
     
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  13. Bob'n'Weave

    Bob'n'Weave Member Full Member

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    neither can Dunky
     
    Bob'n'Weave, Dec 4, 2011
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  14. Flash Jab

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    This thread is hilarious.
     
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  15. richard mossley

    richard mossley Boxing Addict Full Member

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    What made me laugh is that if Chisora stuck a tongue out or did some sort of poor showmanship, then according to Duke, that was it round lost. This happened twice and to me, apart from the unsportsmanship incident which lasted 10 seconds, Chisora would win the rest of the round.

    Inexplicable.
     
    richard mossley, Dec 5, 2011
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