Enough about DLH and Pac...More fantasy fights instead!

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  1. VARG

    VARG Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    More and more bull**** threads about DLH and Pac...I understand the fight is in a couple of hours, but ****...every other thread is about these two. And these p4p threads NEED TO STOP!

    NOW...with that being said...How bout some REAL fantasy fights?! :hey

    Me and a couple of friends were watching fight club and were not only pondering about what celebrities we'd like to have it out with...but what two celebrities would make for a good match-up. So far we've come up with this...

    Hugh Jackman vs. Viggo Mortensen
    Angelina Jolie vs. Hilary Swank
    Nicole Richie vs. Paris Hilton
    Clive Owen vs. Jason Statham
    Robert DiNero vs. Al Pacino
    Chistopher Walken vs. Sean Penn
    Christian Bale vs. Matthew McConaughey
    Pee Wee Herman vs. Michael Jackson
    Chris Tucker vs. Martin Lawrence
    Jet Li vs. Jackie Chan
    Johnny Depp vs. Robert Downey Jr.
    Brad Pitt vs. Val Kilmer
    Brad Pitt vs. Geroge Clooney
    Seth Rogen vs. Jack Black
    Jim Carey vs. Will Farrell
    Ving Rhymes vs. Michael Clarke Duncan
    Tyrese vs. Terry Crews
    Eminem vs. Vanilla Ice
    Manowar vs. The Misfits
    Lance Bass vs. Clay Aiken


    There was more but I lost the second list... :lol:

    Predictions?
    Other good matchups for shits and giggles...

    Its a BS thread, but its a break from all the DLH Pac threads that are running wild...just for laughing sakes...**** it...give it a shot
     
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  2. borj

    borj the Pacific Storm Full Member

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    ill go with jackie chan over jet li. he's smarter.
     
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  3. pauliemayweathe

    pauliemayweathe Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    lol clay aiken hahaha...i would take my 12 year old sister over him
     
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  4. cpnasty

    cpnasty Fight Fan 83 Full Member

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    Chan and Jet fought in their latest movie
     
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  5. Jaaames

    Jaaames Well-Known Member Full Member

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    I think we seen bale vs. mckindagay in "Reign of Fire"... But over that time, Bale did Equilibrium (underrated classic) and the Batman Movies... Matt smokes weed and goes surfing... Im going with Bale..

    Chris Tucker since the first Rush Hours has bulked up a little bit... Not as skinny as he use to be... But looks in good shape... Martin Lawrence looks like he's gone the way of James Toney... It'll be a funny fight to watch but Tucker wins...

    Will Ferrell seems like a punk... He's no match for Ace Ventura...
     
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  6. VARG

    VARG Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Jet Li is much faster...in some point during his acting career he was too fast to capture on film...they had to slow down the scene in order for the audience to know what the hell was going on...

    Jackie Chan has a GREAT sense of his surroundings and makes good use of it...but I think he's a bit clumsy...
     
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  7. VARG

    VARG Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    I'ma go with Bale too :good

    Martin Lawrence in his hayeday was quite cut-up himself...and he fancied himself the fighting type...but I think Tucker takes it

    Will Farrell is much bigger than Jim...Ace is more agile and probably has better stamina...but I think Farrell takes it...due to his size
     
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  8. VARG

    VARG Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    But dude...its Lance Bass...itll be a cat fight :lol:

    :fight
     
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  9. gottagivafight

    gottagivafight When you least expect it, expect it!!! banned Full Member

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    This is a great idea. Howz this one:

    Madonna vs. Jewel @ 115
     
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  10. borj

    borj the Pacific Storm Full Member

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    that's why i think he would win, because he is smart. jet li fights muscle to muscle, and jackie fights like a ****** you can't catch.
    thanks for the info though
     
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  11. gottagivafight

    gottagivafight When you least expect it, expect it!!! banned Full Member

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    Elton John vs. Lawrence Welk @ 147
     
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  12. VARG

    VARG Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    I take Madonna! She'll make Jewel look like a virgin :tong

    Eva Mendes vs. Penelope Cruz! :hey
     
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  13. VARG

    VARG Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    :rofl:rofl

    147? Elton would be weight drained :lol:
     
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  14. gottagivafight

    gottagivafight When you least expect it, expect it!!! banned Full Member

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    Maybe he'll keep his stamina if they fed him the De La Hoya Amlet and let him do his cardio by way of butt-****ing a few boybands a coupla times a week.:lol:
     
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  15. VARG

    VARG Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    :rofl:rofl
     
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