Enzo Macerenllis va Michael Barrymore - PRIME FOR PRIME - Who wins and why???

I'd give Barrymore the nod as long as he hasn't lost the **** and swimming pool tactics he was once such a master of.

 

The only way Barrymore wins is..........

if he strikes it lucky.............

 

The pool wins

 

***git TKO 6.

 

Now this is more of a fair fight for enz than the tyson bull****.Right, barrymore has no boxing experience, macca has to be the chinniest boxer in history.Hard to choose, though i'll lean towards the fitness of macca.Would'nt like to put money on it though......both a pair of ***s:tong

 

Barrymore by sodomy in the 2nd

 

What about Enzo Maccarinelli against Chuck Norris?
I think a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick might prove to be a bit too much, but if anyone can, Enzo Maccarinelli can.

After all, when the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. And when Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Enzo Maccarinelli.

 

I'm not sure of the outcome but I'd bet on Barrymore employing the Joe Calzaghe Shimmy (as demonstrated on BHOP) at some stage.

 

You read quite often on ESB that "Fighter A would ****ing **** Fighter B", in this case it might actually happen!!!

 

i'd fancy barrymore,but if the fight was held in the shed in flints back garden then colin jones might pop out and give enzo a hand,therefore i'd have to give it to enzo.

 

Enzo's chin may be made of glass but his ass is titanium steel; he clenches hard and blocks Barrymore's early thrusts and lands some counters of his own.

Midway through Barrymore adjusts his tactics and goes oral; Barrymore slips his **** past the guard and into Enzo's mouth. He is then knocked senseless by B's ballsack repeatedly smashing into his fragile chin.

 

Fnarr, fnarrr!!!:hey

 

"Strikes it Lucky" LOLZ

 

Will it be on PPV?