Telling you right now..here's how it plays out: In the fifth round, RJJ lands a 700lb Charlie-Zelanoff gorilla left hook on Joe which puts him on ***** st. The ref steps in to start the count, count goes up to 6 and Joe remains limp and lifeless on the canvas. Enzo, with great haste opens the guitar case he just happens to have ringside, grabs an acoustic, and begins playing a turgid, sloppy version of the "House of the Rising Sun". The referee, Marlon B. Wright, turns to Enzo and implores him to remain in a neutral corner. Enzo stands put and Marlon continues the warnings for 3 minutes -- enough time for Joe to slide across the canvas and sweep-kicks jones to the floor. The ref catches this out of the corner of his eye and orders calzaghe into a neutral corner, where he warns Joe of an impending point deduction -- not for the sweep kick, but for being a boring **** in general. Tragically, while the ref is distracted warning Joe, Enzo grabs his window of opportunity and rushes into the ring, guitar held aloft, and brings it crashing down mightily on Jones's head. Roy crumbles to the floor, out cold, and the ref is left with no choice but to count Roy out. Enzo KO 5 Jones. Then Mayweather and the Big Show both rush the ring and an all-out brawl ensues. The End.
