Eric Crumble appreciation thread

Who the **** is Zelenoff?

 

Eric Crumble, he will be missed. He did a great big service to all up and comers by staying down after a punch.

 

At least he stepped in the ring. I give him that.

 

surely you're not serious?

 

I have no idea who Zelenoff is - I'm afraid he hasn't generated any coverage in the UK

 

Legendary Crum

 

I'll leave you to do your own research (youtube) but believe me, it's greatness in a 147 lb russian body.

 

Zelenoff would school Tommy Hearns

 

thumbsup:happy:happy

 

He's an aged Cold War relic, programmed for the destruction and domination of the boxing world, with an additional upgrade to give him the charisma of a rock star.

That CPU program was then put into an incredibly feeble body due to the engineers possessing a cruel sense of irony. What followed was brutal, as Mighty Zelenoff's bid for world domination came to a screeching halt in a middle school Arkansas gymnasium at the hands of a classy, suave pure boxer with dynamite in his fists by the name of Zeus Hartley.

 

Would he beat the Hayematrix?

 

The universe wouldn't survive to find out.

 

I loved the bit where he got out of the ring to avoid getting hit atsch

 

i had no idea either.
watched a clip on youtube-is this some kind of spoof comedy creation?he seems like too much of a douche bag to be a real person and not a character.he is without doubt the most pitiful turd ive ever seen.i cant believe they hired a ring out for that shiit.

 

Have you ever seen him fight?